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Patriot🇺🇸 | Alpha Male | Live, laugh, love | 2x Champ of my wife’s boyfriend’s fantasy football league

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Vsco is like LinkedIn for whores

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@The_Ryan_Shull I love this team

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I wonder if the guy in the gym with the tattooed head and ankle monitor is a good time

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@FoulTerritoryTV @Ken_Rosenthal Oh my gosh we’re gonna trade for Skubal

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Complimentary red in the lobby (I’m not staying here)

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@Joe_Ryyan @FanDuel Ur a real ball buster joe!

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@Joe_Ryyan @FanDuel Nice. He’ll get back to hitting .215 consistently very soon

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@js9inningsmedia Patriot amongst vampiric sheep

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@fuzzyfromyt The only problem is that those 162 games are dragged out of like 5 years

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@MizzouHoops @RockMNation @MizzouAthletics @CS_MGMT B…T…A #MIZ

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@DaveArnold91015 @HurrdatSports @Husker247BC @NextGenMaleMed @ralulla @damonbenning @HailVarsity @Qb6Trae @KHassleback @brody_myers15 Truly a shameless fan base. The same guy that was once donned “The Messiah” is now said to be worse than a high schooler.

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@PCHate_ Wow, no all out temper tantrum

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@gatewaygrinders Correct, I’m noticing that he’s striking out 31% of the time.

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1 . Osama bin Laden
2. Benjamin Netanyahu
3. Boston marathon bombers
4. This fuckn guy

Hm: Pete crow-Armstrong

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@BradCallaway69 Holy shit 2/8😂😂😂

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My Omaha wishlist:
West Virginia
Little Rock
UNC
Ole Miss
Oklahoma🥴
Alabama
Texas
Mississippi St (fans will travel + imagine ole miss and miss st fans in the O together)

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My Omaha wishlist:
West Virginia(Country Roads was cinema)
Little Rock(Jonathan Lawson)
UNC
Ole Miss(Rockets)
KU(See above)
Bama(Also above)
Texas
Georgia(Georgia chant electric)

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@The_Ryan_Shull I remember his home run into the bullpen when he debuted. In the car w my pops listening to Rick Hortons call on the radio. Day game against the giants. Saturday creams on. Biggest what if in recent cardinals history. RIP OT18

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@AdamAkbani Fuckn ay give him the MVP!

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@JosiahWilk77079 I’ve been. Put me out of commission for the entire day…worse than the hangover I had. I’ve officially retired from canes since

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@MLBNetwork His name, is JJ Wetherholt