Matthew Carter

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[Matthew Carter @chorse07]

Finally a change. Tielemans slows the midfield down so much. Bruno is playing way too high up the pitch. #manchesterunıted

[Matthew Carter @chorse07]

@Mazda_UK best vehicle I ever owned was a Mazda bongo. Expensive to repair and run but such a fun vehicle. Is there anything newer and similar now?

[Sandy Tregent @SandyofSuffolk]

Answer me this.

Petrol in my Tesco has risen sharply in the last week. It's now £1.59 a litre.
Oil is currently 81 dollars a barrel.

In 2010, the average oil price was 80 dollars a barrel and petrol was between £1.17 and £1.22 a litre.

Are we being ripped off?

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

French Foreign Minister Jean-Noël Barrot,

"Let us say to our British friends"

"If they stand ready to return to the EU Single Market with all associated privileges and duties"

"They will be be met with open arms"

Sounds like a plan. Who's in?

[Matthew Carter @chorse07]

@Malachians We’re badly missing the passing and presence of Martinez

[Matthew Carter @chorse07]

United are missing the passing range of Martinez. Play is so much slower without him #ManUtd #mufc

[Matthew Carter @chorse07]

Northern lights

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Dear the United States of America,

Please impeach Trump, before he starts world war three.

Taa, rest of the world X

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Donald Trump is forcing himself on countries the same way he forced himself on 14-year-olds.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Karoline Leavitt: “President Trump has united the world.”

Me: “Yeah, everyone hates the motherfucker.”

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

FIFA just invented a fake “Peace Prize” out of thin air because Trump got his feelings hurt over the real Nobel.

Handing a war-mongering, Venezuela-bombing, 3 a.m.-rage-posting dementia patient a made-up trophy while he’s literally threatening invasions is the most pathetic ass-kissing in sports history.

He will never, ever get the Nobel.

Enjoy the plastic soccer participation medal, Don.

RT and share if you think FIFA and Trump are idiots!

[Matthew Carter @chorse07]

The system obviously doesn’t work. Change the system. Play the new keeper he can’t be any worse. Terrible to watch yet again #ManUtd

[Love Music @khnh80044]

Freddie is looking down and giving y'all a standing ovation. That's spectacular!😍💗
The most INSANE Bohemian Rhapsody Flashmob you will ever see!!
With 30 musicians and singers in the STREET of Paris 😍
Cre : Julien Cohen Pianist

[Matthew Carter @chorse07]

@itsprettykiti

[Lavaxgrll @Lavagrlx]

Fine I made a priv (18+) twit so if u wanna be added, heart this and retweet and ill send u the @

[Matthew Carter @chorse07]

@MarleyWynnn ❤️

[Matthew Carter @chorse07]

Grimsbys keeper is so much better than Onana

[Λ D Λ M · @AdamLiterally]

Someone who knows the rules, tell me why Saliba pulling Mount's shirt off his back and holding onto him to keep him from going for the ball is within the rules.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United reach agreement with Brentford to sign Bryan Mbeumo. Deal between clubs struck at £65m guaranteed + up to £6m add-ons. 4 instalments. 26yo forward only wanted #MUFC & move from #BrentfordFC now being finalised @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/bnY5b2bt9r