choadblaster scrotington 💣💰

i can take about an hour on the tower of power @lansafterparty

[choadblaster scrotington 💣💰 @choscro]

tiddeez

[Erin et al. 🖤💜 @RyleeXIII]

Explain your ideology in six words or less without naming it directly.

[choadblaster scrotington 💣💰 @choscro]

taking a looksy at some scrumdiddlyumptious treatage

https://t.co/03Fr58YB4M

[The Strokes @thestrokes]

Ode to the @Mets

[SNY @SNYtv]

Tonight's first pitch was thrown out by @Casablancas_J 🙌

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Older friend in college: Yo we should throw a function tonight. Serious

Stoner friend: Hell yeah dude. Ill bring the pot and bongs

Nerd: Ahhh maybe. Ive got a test tomorrow

Girl whos been fucking Caillou: Can Caillou come

[Being Foolish @Celadonblues]

Still think drugs are cool now?

[choadblaster scrotington 💣💰 @choscro]

32-entrants, 1 winner in our competition of the weirdest, wackiest, whimsiest, most bestest fandom names

https://t.co/A0WyjH4Iv0

[alex bigelow @a__biggs]

Girl at bachelorette party who can’t stop talking about Pirates of the Caribbean 2 Dead Man’s Chest

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

me: yo what up bro what liquid ru drenched in?

my boy: sweat.

me: word. mine's rain

[we dap each other up]

my friend who pissed himself rolling up to the scene: 'sup kings...

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I want to get black out drunk in Roku City

[Crying Man @BronzeHammer]

Well Nintendo finally came out with a Switch that kids won't use. Yeah they're calling it the "Light Switch". If you're under 30 you probably don't even know how to use it! Alexa this, Siri that. Hit the button!

[choadblaster scrotington 💣💰 @choscro]

.@Jaxonator99 & i created multiple tv shows based in random places on google maps

https://t.co/LWjWw7uqav

[choadblaster scrotington 💣💰 @choscro]

absolutely dominant 🔥

[Phoenix Suns @Suns]

SUNS WIN!
SUNS WIN!
SUNS WIN!
SUNS WIN!
SUNS WIN!

𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍. #RallyTheValley

[choadblaster scrotington 💣💰 @choscro]

well would ya look @ that? it appears to be title o’clock 😎
#RallyTheValley

[Phoenix Suns @Suns]

SUNS WIN!
SUNS WIN!
SUNS WIN!
SUNS WIN!
SUNS WIN!

#RallyTheValley

[willy 🌜💧 @willystaley]

Tim Robinson skates!? And has a sick frontside flip!?!

[choadblaster scrotington 💣💰 @choscro]

realizing movie trailers w narrators are a lost piece of culture

https://t.co/3pVqR1SrrB

[weed & wagyu @jessethechef]

Turn to page 89:

Page 89: