odysseus

[odysseus @chouguevaraa]

@blonde_starfish That’s right, I’ll see you tomorrow 6:15 p.m.

[odysseus @chouguevaraa]

If they let me smoke and drink at work I’d never go home

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP: I'VE DONE A SHITTY JOB AS PRESIDENT.

[odysseus @chouguevaraa]

@ohwaitfuck I answered everything with the assumption that I’d be the one in charge

[odysseus @chouguevaraa]

I’m a leftist I swear

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

🤷‍♂️

[odysseus @chouguevaraa]

@ohwaitfuck You got it bro 😕

[odysseus @chouguevaraa]

@ohwaitfuck I don’t doubt you https://t.co/roMVcJj9AF

[odysseus @chouguevaraa]

And David danced before the Lord with all his might…

[odysseus @chouguevaraa]

Was feeling bad about the seahawks losing today, let’s check in on cardinals fc

[Good Guy FC @RipNolenn]

Good for nothing ball chucking nigger @JBrissett12

[sully ꗞ @dkmsully]

HAPPY LANTERNS SUNDAY

[odysseus @chouguevaraa]

@ohwaitfuck Told u

[odysseus @chouguevaraa]

@blonde_starfish Feeling gender envy

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My sister losing her mind bruh

[odysseus @chouguevaraa]

Inde navarrette x marlon rizz stream

[Chip 🍪 @ChipGotIt_]

Marlon just CONFIRMED that the INDE NAVARRETTE x MARLON RIZZ STREAM is happening SOON 🤯🔥

“When is the collab? It’s soon.”

[odysseus @chouguevaraa]

@ohwaitfuck Secret option d) go back to them

[odysseus @chouguevaraa]

#RETWEET

[Gordon Lankfoot @duncanonit]

just got a haircut who got a french tip pedicure and poor decision making skills

[simply me @klaudyuh]

Today’s newspaper equivalent is waking up immediately pulling up twitter and seeing what your insane friends tweeted last night, or if you’re lucky enough, this morning before you woke up

[odysseus @chouguevaraa]

When I’m having normal conversation with my mom and she casually mentions her cousin was killed by a blackwater operator

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I need to be on ritalin or vyvanse or something but my mother installed a deep fear of medication in me from a young age

[odysseus @chouguevaraa]

@blonde_starfish “Do you have pink eye” no, I’m just exhausted but also maybe