Chris Hinton

BS Psychology. Sarcasm. Travel/adventure. Longboard. Omelet slayer. hopscotch champion of 2013. BabyCottage

[Chris Hinton @chreestopher]

Hey @PostMalone did I do the Halloween costume right ?

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Liquid Kalamazi @Kalamazii]

To celebrate the announcement of The War Within, I am giving away an Epic Edition!

To enter:
❤️Like
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📷Reply with what you are most excited to see in The War Within😎

[Chris Hinton @chreestopher]

@Venmo Chris-Hinton

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

By the time you’re in your late 20’s you should have:

1. An air fryer
2. A Caffeine dependency
3. An SSRI
4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism

[Chris Hinton @chreestopher]

@memesiwish @alexmsanch

[Chris Hinton @chreestopher]

"You can't wait until life isn't hard anymore before you decide to be happy."

[Chris Hinton @chreestopher]

@guerita___ Hell yeah! I made a whole high school playlist last year and I've been jamming it all day, so this struck with me! haha https://t.co/QtLYFyLK3I

[Chris Hinton @chreestopher]

@guerita___ holy shit i didnt realize other people listened to something corporate. I woke up in a car is on my jaaamm

[Chris Hinton @chreestopher]

@hannahisyounng I live in Carmel, im omw to get that purifier

[Chris Hinton @chreestopher]

@alexmsanch You’re too compact to have any other seat. You gotta get fat

[Chris Hinton @chreestopher]

@JariNation CARRIED the movie for the OGs

[Chris Hinton @chreestopher]

Our reasons are our excuses wearing fancy clothes.

[Chris Hinton @chreestopher]

'The poet must not avert his eyes'

[Chris Hinton @chreestopher]

@alexmsanch Bro this been a 18 hr ordeal

[Chris Hinton @chreestopher]

@sn0whitebunni 100%

[Chris Hinton @chreestopher]

Aged like milk. Little Chrissy wasn’t rdy 4 the next year of quarantiño

Now I am a master of googling why the red skittles taste better, who the first person to drink the titty milk of an animal was and is it true that hanging upside down while eating grapes make them gooder-er

[Chris Hinton @chreestopher]

Does anyone else feel like they’ve been living in a bad fever dream, like all since of normalcy is gone and being outside feels strange and there isn’t much to decipher between the day to day so it all meshes into one bleak sense of being. Quarantine more like quaranFUN right

[Chris Hinton @chreestopher]

@wittlebambi_ I'll take three cheesburgers, i haven't eaten since lunch sos

[Chris Hinton @chreestopher]

@alexmsanch American animals

[Stephen Kelly❌ @Stephenkellyyyy]

When you break your own leg so you don’t have to fight Poirier. #Ufc264 #McGregorPoirier3

[Chris Hinton @chreestopher]

Venmo me daddies. @ Chris-Hinton

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out $100,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $500. #VenmoMe

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