Chris Thomas

Living the dream

[Chris Ramsey @IAmChrisRamsey]

Nights out in you’re 20’s:
“Gary’s getting the shots in... LEGEND!”

Nights out in your 30’s:
“Gary, stop buying shots. What’s wrong with you? I’ve got to put a shed up tomorrow”

[Chris Thomas @chris140990]

Refreshment after a Sunday night curry! #DillyDilly #budweiser #budlight

[Total Film @totalfilm]

ICYMI: Chloe Grace Moretz battles aliens in new trailer for The 5th Wave
http://t.co/lNKqogwO7n

[James Mitchell @JamesMitchell_9]

⬇⬇⬇⬇ 5 days to go! New comedy series I'm in, check out trailer 3 below #ItsHappening #RT #Actor #Comedy #Doghouse https://t.co/iPuZf9EqxF

[Chris Thomas @chris140990]

@gregjames just had one of these cocktails and couldn't help singing the lady time theme tune! #ladytime

[Chris Thomas @chris140990]

@damedownes17 @Tinadunning1 I didn't have the time to train, I work more than 20 hours a week unlike some dossers I know 😝

[Chris Thomas @chris140990]

@TysDunning9 you've CHAInged

[Chris Thomas @chris140990]

@Sethrogen they didn't build James Francos house then?

[Boring Tweeter @b0ringtweets]

Retweet if you know someone called Steve.

[Chris Thomas @chris140990]

Soup soupy soupy soup, I love soup!

[Chris Thomas @chris140990]

@MorrisLiss993 shuuuuup woman

[Chris Thomas @chris140990]

@MorrisLiss993 naaaaaaaaaaa laaaaaasssssssa

[Chris Thomas @chris140990]

@MorrisLiss993 was....

[Chris Thomas @chris140990]

@MorrisLiss993 you would go! You love a bit of 'I went back to the year 3000, not much has changed but they live underwater' haha

[Chris Thomas @chris140990]

@MorrisLiss993 you are such a lady! But that is funny as a fat bloke falling over 😆👋💩👋

[Liss Morris. @MorrisLiss993]

Would rather shit in my hands and clap than go and watch 'McBusted' 💩👏

[Chris Thomas @chris140990]

@pughieefc hope you get well soon mate! day and night beechams tablets are the best thing I've ever taken for a bad cold, swear by them!

[Chris Thomas @chris140990]

@pughieefc get a beer down you ;)

[Chris Thomas @chris140990]

Not a lot to do at work today, best make myself look busy and watch @DapperLaughs and try not to laugh too loud! #moist #FunniestShitAllDay