Aston Villa up to seventh having scored in all 16 PL matches under Unai Emery. Only Arsenal (38) & Man City (35) have claimed more points than #AVFC (32) since he replaced Steven Gerrard. Ollie Watkins has also now scored in six consecutive away matches. Phenomenal.
Sold my house to a Birmingham City fan. Unless he lifts up the insulation in the loft, he'll never know that there are Villa programmes looking down on him in bed. David Platt's probably watching him wank right now.
If it being Monday morning wasn't bad enough, the realisation that we've got to watch England under Gareth Southgate again tonight is enough to ruin the week already.