Chris Nieman

[Faux TJ Otzelberger @FauxTjOtz]

BELT

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Donald Trump and Pam Bondi have now broken the law to protect men who put their dicks in children for 41 days straight.

But he makes racists happy.

[Theo Baker @tab_delete]

Reminder that this guy showed up to a protest and *actually shot* three people only to be celebrated by Donald Trump.

[Kris Cromwell @IngleWitch]

Alex Jeffrey Pretti. White male born in Illinois. University of Minnesota graduate, medical professional employed at the US Dept. of Veterans Affairs, avid outdoorsman & dog dad, legal gun owner with no criminal record.

Murdered by his government 01/24/2026

[Chris Nieman @chris69nieman]

@HawkeyeHamer I couldn't have imagined a more similar situation happening in this game but of course it did and of course it got ruled the other way

[Chris Nieman @chris69nieman]

#KeepPounding

https://t.co/gYzAwQwc8Z

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

They have somehow managed to make the arguments for Iraq look intellectually rigorous by comparison.

[Some More News @SomeMoreNews]

A couple recent episodes about the uhhhh news.

[Dave DeCamp @DecampDave]

What's funny about all this is that Israeli media reported on this correctly by mentioning that the sale will be funded by US military aid, while US media didn't.

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

Officially the best passing big EVER

[Chris Hassel @Hassel_Chris]

Another insane note from @CBSSports research. Only 1 program in history has multiple wins over #1 teams by 20+ points. It’s Iowa State. And it happened in a span of 21 months.

March of 2024: Beat #1 Houston by 28
Dec of 2025: Beat #1 Purdue by 23

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

The Chicago Cubs have won the National League team Gold Glove award!

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

The ’90s explained with Bootleg Bart tees.

-a thread

[Scott Hechinger @ScottHech]

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

[🔰Chief Georgist Shill 🔰 @BlueRepublik]

Hot take but this is a wildly effective form of protest because there’s no way you can claim the unicorn suit person who is twerking is a violent revolutionary who needs to be pepper sprayed and not look insane

[Eboni Russell @_Russell_00]

I live in Chicago… I live a block over from Cicero. ICE visited my home yesterday. ICE didn’t knock. ICE tried to forcefully open my window. ICE opened my screen and asked me to sign papers. I AM an American Citizen. Born on U.S. soil. ICE forcefully tried to enter my home! WAKE UP AMERICA!

[Evan Altman @DEvanAltman]

And now PCA drives in a run, making this the first time Skenes has allowed multiple runs in the 1st inning.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

There will only ever be one Anthony Rizzo.

[Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla]

If I understand this correctly, Trump barely knew Epstein, and Obama put Trump's name in the Epstein files, except Trump did in fact hang out with Epstein because he was actually a white hat pedophile working under deep cover, but also the Epstein files are a hoax

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

California is the fourth largest economy in the WORLD.

We contribute $83 BILLION to the federal government while Texas takes $71 BILLION.

Nice flags, though.