🚨 SHOCKING BREAKING: Michigan voter rolls have BLOWN PAST capacity at a mind-boggling 107.9% — 74 of 83 counties are OVER 100% in a total meltdown! Wayne is a jaw-dropping 111.7% with 151,000 EXTRA! Oakland 109%, Macomb 107.5%, Kent 108.5%, Genesee 111.8% — and 72 counties STILL over after Census error! Officials are sitting on nearly a MILLION ghost registrations while active rolls sit at just 95.9%! Is this the biggest election scandal in history?! +++
🚨#BREAKING: Liberals are outraged after Christians peacefully took over a Portland mall while praising God.
They said Portland was too far gone... Maybe the light just needed to show up.
What's your reaction?
DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It !
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
The newer generations are unemployable, so I shut down a business yesterday.
I have many small businesses I got involved in, one is a Saltwater fish store. It sells fish, corals, aquariums etc.
The most profitable part of one of these stores is outside Maintenance. Going to peoples houses, changing the fish tanks water, cleaning glass etc.
This is a very simple job, you run a hose in from the truck, suck water out, pump water in (nothing manual), and use a magnetic razor blade to clean the glass. Take a water sample and leave.
We had 4 trucks and 6 guys doing this... then 5, 4, 3... each person that quit put more work on the ones left.
We tried to hire, it's a very low skill job. Most maintenance guys make $15-18 an hour. We went upto $35 an hour to try and get people. Beyond that we cannot be profitable.
The job is easy, you have to have a license (actually hard as hell apparently), and pass a background check (youre in peoples homes, also hard as hell). Pass a drug test.
At $35 an hour we got the following.
Someone that caused almost 8k of damage when they started pumping in water, went out "for a smoke" and the tank overflowed.
At least 5 hires that went through background tests, drug tests etc then didn't show for work the 1st day and never called us again.
Someone that intentionally pulled the guard off the water pumping hose, and sucked someones fish into the pump.
Someone that scratched the District Attourney of las vegas, Steve Wolfson's tank by deciding to not use the magnetic razor, and "do it by hand"... fo no fucking reason. (4k bill)
A wrecked van
Someone who stole our water tester (1500 dollar machine).
I have no empathy, at least in Las Vegas, for people complaining about no work, no jobs blah blah blah.
$6000 a month to put hoses in and out of a tank and look at pretty fish.
Yemeni Muslim first-generation immigrant says the quiet part out loud: “We didn’t come here to assimilate, we came here to conquer.”
He also says that Muslims are taking over and demands that white nationalists “get out of HIS country.”
🚨 Muslim shows that now that Democrats won the midterms, every Muslim in America can put away the American flag and stop pretending. They can now embrace Islam
- She shows putting the American Flag into the Quran with the message “Goodbye Lidl Receipt” which means saying goodbye to a previous lifestyle (Meaning pretending to be American)
- She then says “Welcome Dawa” which Dawa means the call to Islam and practicing of Islam
So she’s saying now that Democrats won on November 3rd, all Muslims can stop pretending to be Americans. Put that flag away and start the Islamic takeover
The masks are off
This is the Islamic Takeover of America
To the Trump Administration and Republican Party government officials:
Now is the time to hold everyone accountable and investigate election fraud, because this is what’s coming for you when Democrats take power
Liberal “I don't want impeachment. I don't want them to serve time. I want them taken into the city town square, hung from their ankles, and gut them from groin to chin!!!”
This is the New Democrats Party. There is no reasoning with this
If elections were stolen, they need to be investigated and reversed before these people take power
@DonnaPrissyrn1 When are they gonna learn. Democrats are the stepping stone to the Muslims wanting to gain political power in the United States and they help them get elected because they hate our President so much and they think they r sticking it to him but they r sticking it to themselves.
@realSashaBella Unfortunately, in order to be sworn in for the United States senate no clearance or background check is done he has access to important information, why do you think he wanted this position and how badly his people wanted him to win. This policy needs to be revised and updated.
This is why it’s so important for people to know what the Muslim Brotherhood is about and why Abdul not being willing to openly condemn them is a problem.