Chris Bauer

[Chris Bauer @chris_bauaaa]

@bbyron Would be so stoked to get as well 🙏🏼🤞🏼 thanks a bunch! 0x398b59ba45779a6a5315b53934a6ab0d48ead0a6

[Chris Bauer @chris_bauaaa]

Finding out Ms. Stern still talks about me to her classes 2 years later lmfaooo

[Chris Bauer @chris_bauaaa]

@theClassicLife_ @_CollegeHumor_ whaaaaaaatttt

[Chris Bauer @chris_bauaaa]

@samiilynn no its dead :(

[Chris Bauer @chris_bauaaa]

@samiilynn I'm going back rn

[Chris Bauer @chris_bauaaa]

It just crawled away to the sidewalk

[Chris Bauer @chris_bauaaa]

I just watched a deer get completely slammed by a car

[Chris Bauer @chris_bauaaa]

@sampallinix @A_Rosenblatt of course lmfaoo

[Chris Bauer @chris_bauaaa]

@sampallinix @A_Rosenblatt no problem homie. We the OG waldbaums

[Chris Bauer @chris_bauaaa]

First Ironman. Complete

[Chris Bauer @chris_bauaaa]

Star Wars Wars: All 6 Films At Once (Full Length) https://t.co/xfeUKaJp3Z @John__Carl @CAnthony96 This is completely ridiculous

[Chris Bauer @chris_bauaaa]

@John__Carl @MikeReallity Ik bro I'm sooo hypeddddd!!!

[Chris Bauer @chris_bauaaa]

@MikeReallity from back in the day when I climbed a light tower at the beach

[Chris Bauer @chris_bauaaa]

Sorry for the wait

[Chris Bauer @chris_bauaaa]

I went ghost for a while

[Chris Bauer @chris_bauaaa]

I'm gonna start to tweet again

[Chris Bauer @chris_bauaaa]

@nyballa3 @CAnthony96 @Iifebucketlist looks just like it

[Chris Bauer @chris_bauaaa]

"but he didn't do nothing"