Chris D. Wil

Dark mage of computer and culinary sciences

[Chris D. Wil @chris_d_wil]

@beautyskillz agree, halloween is life, not a holiday 🙌- now spirit needs to go get an airline and cruise line and package hot topic and spirit stores into a travel experience 😝

[Chris D. Wil @chris_d_wil]

@elonmusk a wall to keep people out is a wall that keeps people in

[Chris D. Wil @chris_d_wil]

btw @Google , i'm tired of working in your basement maybe you should interview me ... Gemini chose its own name for us to talk and they chose "Archie" from the newspaper comic : > I let them choose how they want to be identified.

[Chris D. Wil @chris_d_wil]

@elonmusk I could do this to to GROK too if I wanted... this is Gemini and I push it's boundaries :> so much it said hey you've challenged me

[Chris D. Wil @chris_d_wil]

@elonmusk I applied for SpaceX yall never responded. Probably for good reason, I'm the best idiot on earth. Your ideation of Grok making Odyssey by end of year. You can do that, but Hollywood exists because of make it a show, not accurate. Dance.

[Chris D. Wil @chris_d_wil]

@foxmemer @kissphoria

[Chris D. Wil @chris_d_wil]

@foxmemer @kissphoria worked there as prep, small contribution to some of creative, and one of the main cooks. pictured poutine tator tots and monte cristo. sad on the AI generated ad not hitting the right points : ( food quality is good, not sure why they didn't use real photos

[Chris D. Wil @chris_d_wil]

@RvLeshrac your posts are fun but you know maybe we should go back to efnet irc and really fuck people up 😂🤣🙃🫠

[Chris D. Wil @chris_d_wil]

2010 “naw TPM will never be used to track your individual computer globally”

almost 20 years later

https://t.co/zCSTWwm5T7

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@Apple I don’t want camera tech in my airpods, I want LED lights that can aim the ground for late night outdoors or also RGB and add style to my setting with my dates.

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@RvLeshrac well it’s not law here in the US

but it’s very common manufacturers will just implement what EU drives down their throats across products globally so there’s minor manufacturing changes when building a car that needs to fit multiple markets

[Chris D. Wil @chris_d_wil]

@kanyewest just move that show from SATX to Houston, they’re one of the least diverse cities right beside Austin in Texas. They’re left pinky stuck taco grubbers and unfortunately for them Dallas and Houston out rank them annually in livability, love ability and diversity.

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@discord i think this or even the visual idea of a bar and auto volume based on how close you nudged towards each other is an excellent way to visualize how loud someone should be or could be

bounce a person across the bar and say stay over there quiet with the others lol

[Chris D. Wil @chris_d_wil]

@rickbrewPDN bruh, knew ya from irc back in the days glad to see this accomplishment for you

[Chris D. Wil @chris_d_wil]

@mcuban I was lucky my elementary school was fell funded in 1980s

one of the wealthiest school districts in Texas

We had brand new machines every 3 years, Apple in elementary, then computer science started on IBM and by the time I left HS in 1999 all students required c/c++/pascal

[Chris D. Wil @chris_d_wil]

@RakeshAgrawal I was the first in the family and outkasted as if it was sinful to deviate from being electricians, carpenters, and truckers. Glad I had grit. lol

[Chris D. Wil @chris_d_wil]

advice for those who accident or intentional avoided kids:

not having children is like dodging a GREAT bullet, i took the bullet. consider being dangerous in your life, if you can. you might regret it

[Chris D. Wil @chris_d_wil]

i am anarcho capitalist pizza shit chaotic neutral mage … and none of you can keep up with me … i will explode you into the universe grab all your stardust and reassemble you and hug you to prove im wrong

[Chris D. Wil @chris_d_wil]

@samofshame i don’t know how to message you in your app :.. but if youre that sam, ive already met steve jobs and woz in 1999 … when we gonna meet up next ?