Chris DeFeo

[Chris DeFeo @chris_defeo]

This is still the biggest flex I’ve ever seen #RIPRegisPhilbin

[j.d. durkin @jd_durkin]

the first winner of a million dollars was the best winner of a million dollars — all-time favorite ‘Millionaire’ clip

[Redkacheek @redkacheek]

That could be anyone

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

I want you to put the word out there that we back up.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

BREAKING: PGA players have informed Jay Monahan that the 4pm meeting today has been moved back to 9pm tonight and relocated to the 9th green.

[Chris DeFeo @chris_defeo]

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[Shaan Puri @ShaanVP]

What you do with your grocery cart in the parking lot tells me everything I need to know

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

If you buy twitter can you delete the combine photo? @elonmusk

[J(enna) Wortham @jennydeluxe]

someone told me LA is shitty heaven and NY is fun hell and it makes me chuckle every time I think about it

[Jessica Smetana @jessica_smetana]

me @ Tom Brady’s 8 slide insta retirement

[Scott Barrett @ScottBarrettDFB]

I love that this is what got Urban Meyer shitcanned.

It feels like a Seinfeld bit.

George: After months of fruitless attempts I finally got fired!
Elaine: For what?
George: I kicked the kicker.
Jerry: You kicked the kicker?
George: I kicked the kicker.
Kramer: How hard?

[Kyla Scanlon @kylascan]

he told us so much that we didn't know

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

Lamar is the most irreplaceable player in football right now

[Johnny Manziel @JManziel2]

Yes Uncle Reamus I know the catfish are huge

[Alex Glaze @Alex_Glaze]

the ravens are the only team that can hurt me. tonight the ravens didn’t hurt me.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Now a Raven…

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Sell the team.