Chris

just add me on Snapchat twitter really isn’t ready for how hilarious I am🥱chrisishermann

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

browsing zillow

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

My dad and I went to a restaurant and the waiter pointed at the QR code on the wall and said “thats our menu” and left and my dad looked at it really close and said “Is this some kind of joke”

[Prettylinda Gorgeousana @ParamourEternal]

why do cats sit on technology what do they know

[DAVID DOBRIK @DavidDobrik]

This makes me so happy @chrisrock

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

a little over a year ago i received this dm. every day since, ive lived in fear

[nathan @868nathan]

I’m convinced some dogs just KNOW they’re cute and take full advantage of it lol
https://t.co/woijWAuTQt

[royse @Roysenotes]

i have chained my roommate to the kitchen table. i will be cutting him open to see if he’s a cake. he says he isn’t, but that’s exactly something a cake would say

[🇵🇸🦋steeeze🦋🇵🇸 @aaronotsosteezy]

we’ve found updog

[🐣 @JuiceKing5x]

I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for answers

[JB 🐏 @JB_Peeples]

Dogs are always vibing

[Jefe 🗣 @jefe24s]

Why does it look like Khalid met you

[ɢᴇᴄᴏʀɪᴏᴜꜱ. @Gecorious_]

ATMs be having $4 withdrawal fees talking about "cover your pin" mf you the thief

[tay @1taydominique]

Bro😂😂😂I aint never laughed so hard before

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Once I hear someone say “don’t encourage him” I know I’m being fuckin hilarious