Chris

#ElPasoStrong

[?st @questlove]

I’m one of the 3

[Chris @chris_ide]

You know what I just noticed???….. I forgot to lose weight for summer. Again.

[Chris @chris_ide]

It me...

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

*Also damaged inside.

[Chris @chris_ide]

Why don’t wine bottles have instructions to open the bottle? I have a bottle. I have a corkscrew. The bottle is back in the refrigerator.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Me to my friends: Stop doubting yourself you stupid bitch.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The best it's ever been.

[Chris @chris_ide]

I can’t decide on ice cream or wine to help me prepare for going back to work tomorrow

[Chris @chris_ide]

I seriously need new friends. It seems my friends can’t help celebrate life events with me if it doesn’t include drinking/bar. “Something” always comes up. So guess what? Invite me to your event but I’m busy that day 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Chris @chris_ide]

I’m having a mental block for dinner recipes. I just don’t know what to make anymore

[Chris @chris_ide]

@PlasTikSol77 Technically, no lol

[Chris @chris_ide]

I just made Alfredo chicken pasta from scratch and.... damnnnnn, wife me up!

[Chris @chris_ide]

I’m fully vaccinated but that does not mean I’m going to follow this jackass and not wear my mask. I still have vulnerable people in my life that need to keep safe! What. The. Fuck. #fuckoffAbbott

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I just announced Texas is OPEN 100%.

EVERYTHING.

I also ended the statewide mask mandate.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

93.2% of Texans aren’t fully vaccinated.

The state just endured one disaster worsened by selfishness + denial of basic science, and now conditions are being set for another.

Repealing the mask mandate now endangers so many people, especially essential workers & the vulnerable.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Ted Cruz's dog prefers its previous owner.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I think @SenTedCruz is desperately trying to rebrand from the “inspired a deadly insurrection” motherfucker to the “left my constituents to freeze to death so I could go to Cancun” motherfucker, but luckily he can be both. He’s just that big a motherfucker.

[Chris @chris_ide]

What a fucking disgrace to our state

[David Shuster @DavidShuster]

Just confirmed @SenTedCruz and his family flew to Cancun tonight for a few days at a resort they've visited before. Cruz seems to believe there isn't much for him to do in Texas for the millions of fellow Texans who remain without electricity/water and are literally freezing.

[Chris @chris_ide]

I’ll admit it. I shed a few tears watching @KamalaHarris get sworn in today

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[Chris @chris_ide]

Today was the first day since May that I spent more than an hour with my mom ♥️

[Chris @chris_ide]

@tedcruz This is your doing! I’m ashamed to be a Texan and having you represent us. Shameful!