Dristian Chrinker

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[Dristian Chrinker @chris_kaymo]

@Gilmoorre Being Nigerian celebrating Morroco’s fake win whilst having a Senegalese hairline is crazy

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

FC Sabah have won the Champions League title 15 times less than Real Madrid, 6 times less than Liverpool, 3 times less than Manchester United but astonishingly they have won the same amount of times as Arsenal Football Club.

[Dristian Chrinker @chris_kaymo]

@ManUtd Yanited!!

[Anambra 1st son @UchePOkoye]

Osubirileeeoooh!

[Dristian Chrinker @chris_kaymo]

@PaulMon44759 @GreatmenArs Coward

[Dristian Chrinker @chris_kaymo]

@Shadygize @VictorChukwueb8 You can’t even watch this video without smiling

Jokes on you

[Dristian Chrinker @chris_kaymo]

@Odumodublvck_ You meet bones facey, you spit for ground

Oya come and say your side, you dey catch cruise.

Pussio 😒

[Dristian Chrinker @chris_kaymo]

@Inahlot It’s not that deep, relax.

Kids will drive you crazy

[Dristian Chrinker @chris_kaymo]

@Le_monadeszn Mental 😂😂

[Dristian Chrinker @chris_kaymo]

@Varanecousin @Nwajiugo_ Not really.
People say ‘Respect the Dead’ mostly to cover up bad stories about the person

[Adeleke R. Bolanle¹⁵ 👨🏾‍💻🎨✨🇳🇬 @ButtyGhetto_]

“Football ended in 2022” but you’re following Al Nassr game in 2026 cuz you’re so obsessed with Cristiano Ronaldo 😂😭

If Al Nassr wins with Ronaldo you’ll cry, if they win without Ronaldo you’ll still cry. Better relax your mind and don’t have HBP lol

[SiRmIxAlOt🥣🏅🚒 @EOkala]

Fans Vote…Bruno
Journalists vote..Bruno
Premier league vote ..Bruno

Una say make wait for Fellow players vote

Players Vote … Bruno

But you that your name is Muyideen in Iyana Ipaja say nah Scam
Pele oooo

BRUNO FERNANDEZ
is Him
Clean sweep

[Dristian Chrinker @chris_kaymo]

@Omojuwa Stupid Agenda.
The award is voted for by EPL players. Coalition ko breaking votes ni

[Dristian Chrinker @chris_kaymo]

@Mista_ope Delusional children 😂

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

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[Dristian Chrinker @chris_kaymo]

@Ezu_nig End of Discussion 💯

[𝙴𝚣𝚞🇳🇬™ @Ezu_nig]

When Rooney won the league in 2011, they gave the award to Van Persie who played for a trophyless Arsenal team that finished 4th with 68 points. Was that also an agenda against Arsenal? Or against United?

Then Van Persie joined United and actually won the league AND the golden boot in 2013 (along with 10 assists—highest in the league was Mata with 13). They decided to give the award to Bale who played for a Spurs team that finished 5th (he had 4 less goals and less assists than RVP). Was that an agenda against United?

When RVN won the league AND the golden boot in 2003, they gave the award to Henry who played for an Arsenal team that finished 2nd. Agenda against Arsenal? Or United?

[Dristian Chrinker @chris_kaymo]

@Itzpelumi If not for work I go don delete my WhatsApp 😂😂

[Premier League @premierleague]

Premier League Player of the Season.
Man Utd Player of the Season.
FWA Footballer of the Year.
PFA Players’ Player of the Year.

The 2025-26 season belongs to Bruno Fernandes.

[Oby Ezekwesili @obyezeks]

@pmnewsnigeria , If you have any iota of credibility left, delete this falsehood.

What kind of rag-sheet journalism is this? Are you all that desperate for a praise from Oby Ezekwesili for the administration, @pmnewsnigeria that you decided to manufacture this barefaced lie as my word?

Please do yourselves a favor and watch my @NewsCentralTV interview to learn.
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