Chris Mumford

I'm a person wrestling with God and humanity.

[Chris Mumford @chris_mumf]

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[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

Christmas Number 1?

[Chris Mumford @chris_mumf]

Great info here for the judges up for retention on the Oklahoma ballot. I wish this had been published before I voted last Friday. https://t.co/uyUCSVXWCY

[Chris Mumford @chris_mumf]

@GageDiffee You are such an old man.

[Chris Mumford @chris_mumf]

@ever_confused But he’s your “earthly king.” 😂

[Chris Mumford @chris_mumf]

@ever_confused Depends how you cook em.

[Chris Mumford @chris_mumf]

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[Chris Mumford @chris_mumf]

@faithddaniels Clothes Mentor is a consignment store for business casual/professional clothing.

My ex wife used to get all her professional clothing from there.

[Chris Mumford @chris_mumf]

Me speaking the only 5 sentences I know to everyone in Cancun.

[Prop @prophiphop]

My Spanish got complimented today

[Chris Mumford @chris_mumf]

@taylor7207 Yeah autocorrect came thru like a champ while I was tryna spell it. 😝

[Chris Mumford @chris_mumf]

My heart is actually fugly and atherosclerotic. A perfect home for these things. 😈

[Jon Foreman @jonforeman]

"Bitterness, resentment, and anger have no place in a heart as beautiful as yours."

- Lysa Terkeurst

[Chris Mumford @chris_mumf]

@PaigeDolll It’s another super cheap brand that you’d be embarrassed to wear.

[Chris Mumford @chris_mumf]

@PaigeDolll Did you Fubu tho? 😂

[Chris Mumford @chris_mumf]

@ahagazelle Bought one last week and been addicted. All my roomies have one too and they love it. Do it bro.

[Chris Mumford @chris_mumf]

@saltyslang That shit is wild. It’s so hard for me to imagine that people do that kind of stuff to other people but I do believe you. I hate that.

[Chris Mumford @chris_mumf]

@emibella7 That’s some Freudian shit. Splains why your husband looks like the mini me of your dad. 😂

[Chris Mumford @chris_mumf]

Good info here.

[Jared Byas @jbyas]

The longer you go without admitting you were wrong, changing your mind, or criticizing decisions of leaders you favor, the less I will trust your objectivity and self-awareness. A lack of nuance in a complicated world is suspicious.

[Chris Mumford @chris_mumf]

@saltyslang @mikemchargue Just go up and ask for a hug. Trust me. He’ll give you one. ;)