Chris

I've been to Southampton, but I've never been to Scunthorpe.

[Chris @chris_peacock]

What's the betting a newsreader saying the word count loses the O at some point later on in the night?!

[Chris @chris_peacock]

@KeithTrue Suella's next job could be as an Evri courier, she just doesn't know it yet.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I’m healthy, but you try being happy after living with five Tory Prime Ministers

[Chris @chris_peacock]

@dansmythphoto

[Chris @chris_peacock]

@mhemmaty Only geeky road forums have the answer?! https://t.co/kAoIZm0NGX

[Chris @chris_peacock]

@dansmythphoto Pain in the XXXX

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

It’s #PancakeDay and, having monitored him closely, I can reveal that Rishi Sunak is a tosser.

[Chris @chris_peacock]

@produceremma you'll get this one?!

[Tim Johns @timoncheese]

For those familiar with this audio editing software, I present to you this photo I just took with no further comment

[Chris @chris_peacock]

@ShipwreckCity @EE The EE website is all form over function.

[Chris @chris_peacock]

@EmilyBMorgan Completely serious! I casually asked if they had any xmas drinks, it was like, not on sale yet but we got them in. Secret code when you go in every week.

[Chris @chris_peacock]

@ShipwreckCity Lettuce pray this is over.

[Chris @chris_peacock]

@fairycakes Delivering empty promises evri-day.

[Chris @chris_peacock]

Strong and stable my arse.

[Steve Harvey 🇬🇧🇨🇦 @steveharvey2001]

@Number10cat

[Chris @chris_peacock]

@produceremma @scott_mills @BBCR1 Never too early for Mariah (!) I think a nation collectively crashed its cars when they heard it come on... #LoveYouBye

[Chris @chris_peacock]

@mhemmaty I love sampling a bit of local radio when abroad. US radio for me was all talk and religion, and Ellie Goulding. They utterly hammered Lights whilst I was out there.

[Chris @chris_peacock]

@produceremma Consider yourself a having a case of doctors handwriting, like I!

[Chris @chris_peacock]

@TeatimeWithMatt Won't be investing in any of you, I'm out.