Chris

Human

[Chris @chris_rob_thomp]

@CoxHelp This auto response is the only reliable thing your company can produce

[Chris @chris_rob_thomp]

5th random middle-of-the-business-day internet outage on @CoxHelp in the last 10 days. Incredible! I am literally counting down the days before I get to switch to a new ISP. I would take anything over this.

[Chris @chris_rob_thomp]

Even their chat is a steaming pile of garbage who would have guessed

[Chris @chris_rob_thomp]

"For a limited time you can get free blah blah blah" no please dear God just let me get the internet I pay for

[Chris @chris_rob_thomp]

@CoxHelp internet is out for the 3rd time this week. Luckily we are finally getting the option to switch ISPs, and I'm already on the waitlist. I cannot wait to cancel my Cox account!

[Chris @chris_rob_thomp]

We've now had 10+ consecutive hours of @CoxHelp internet going in and out, but don't worry! They just texted me they're NOW aware of a potential outage in our area!
Their ad game is going strong though. I have to click through two upsells before I can even see their outage map 😑

[Chris @chris_rob_thomp]

In a rare, neverbefore seen moment, I'm going to praise @CoxHelp before I base them. I finally talked to a support person who was able to get our service online without forwarding me to 20 other people! ... before (following their prompt) trying to me upsell me on my services.

[Chris @chris_rob_thomp]

@GUNTHshow Hey 30 seconds is all I need to get this worked up. I've heard you can relate 😏

[Chris @chris_rob_thomp]

Ahh is @CoxHelp going to have another random internet outage? Is today a day that ends in Y?

Yes to both!

[Chris @chris_rob_thomp]

Your little bro Cox needs some help

[Chris @chris_rob_thomp]

Or even @TMobile

[Chris @chris_rob_thomp]

@ATT or y'all

[Chris @chris_rob_thomp]

@Xfinity I'm begging you please start offering service to middle Georgia. Or at least share your insider secrets with Cox. They're struggling and need some help.

[Chris @chris_rob_thomp]

Another day of taking meetings using my hotspot because @CoxHelp can't get their crap together. So much fun, so glad I don't have any other providers to switch to!

[Chris @chris_rob_thomp]

Dear @CoxHelp

Please stop flipping my internet off and on every 30 minutes.

Thanks!

[Chris @chris_rob_thomp]

@GTPAINN @MiamiCanes1971 "No but for real this time"

- Miami fans

[Chris @chris_rob_thomp]

@broadwaybabyto Our taxes... fund tax cuts?

[Chris @chris_rob_thomp]

@shiri_shh Does this work in reverse? If I'm having a bad day can I look at this and become S tier for the day?