chris 武

"but surely we will both freeze to death now," said the legionary. "lol," said Khârn the Betrayer, "lmao"

[chris 武 @chris_vo]

not me mercilessly defeating a 5 y/o with his own sword

[chris 武 @chris_vo]

awful news. 'generation kill' was the only book truly captured what it was like to be a GWOT-era marine.

[matthew. @iAmTheWarax]

i am genuinely sad to read that evan wright is dead.

generation kill is hands down the best story that has been written about the gwot era marine corps and i put it in the top five stories ever written about marines, period

i hope he understood how impactful his work was.

[chris 武 @chris_vo]

@makarialol just eat a bunch of xanax before boarding you'll be fine no matter which way it goes

[matthew. @iAmTheWarax]

people's choice:

100 rts i pick up smoking again, 100 likes i begin eating the daily recommended servings fruits and vegetables

[chris 武 @chris_vo]

@makarialol golf can be both 👀

and probably increases your chances of finding a rich husband idk

[chris 武 @chris_vo]

what america really needs, both politically and morally, is a twenty year continuous engagement in the middle east with no clearly defined endgoal

[chris 武 @chris_vo]

@BetMGM Your chat support is asking me to provide a screenshot for a MLB SGP promotion I opted-into LAST WEEK. I literally cannot provide a screenshot. I opted into it Monday August 21, and placed an eligible bet on August 26, and I don't have a bonus bet for insurance.

[chris 武 @chris_vo]

cancel all fucking student debt

https://t.co/vvcSzkkO60

[chris 武 @chris_vo]

@emrosevidal holy shit tell me about it i just had to choose between private school and a country club

[chris 武 @chris_vo]

lol this country sucks

[chris 武 @chris_vo]

@JenWilcz I don’t know what that is but I’m proud of you probably

[chris 武 @chris_vo]

my boss: "hey so you're going to have two new direct reports coming from julie's team"
me: "cool what's happening to julie's role"
my boss:
me: 🤔
my boss: 🤔

[Nathan @Humanstein]

This is me after 1 dose of Pfizer on 1/5/2021 in the hospital. I was a very healthy 45 year old who managed a surgery center. Two years later I am still having major issues https://t.co/al2yTTga5j

[chris 武 @chris_vo]

@makarialol this is filth and i would tell you to seek god but you'd just go and find a confession booth

[chris 武 @chris_vo]

@stephvans_ @emrosevidal both yall missing out on some good conversationussy

[chris 武 @chris_vo]

@satan_esq can she even reach that high tho

[chris 武 @chris_vo]

look if nobody makes payments on *checks notes* $1.77 trillion of debt and the government hasn't collapsed i don't think they actually need it paid back

[chris 武 @chris_vo]

i can't believe idris elba voiced mf knuckles the echidna

[chris 武 @chris_vo]

@NerdnamedDan i stan septimus and octavia