Chris Allmark

Technology Leader, Full-Stack Engineer & Agile Evangelist

[Chris Allmark @chrisallmark]

@ServedDrinksUK Just come to take one of our sodas from the garage and 19/24 tins appear to have leaked. All BBE 02/25 - is there a manufacturing defect?

[Chris Allmark @chrisallmark]

Hey @UniversalORL - Why do my unused tickets show as used/expired in the Universal App? #askuniversal #worried

[VOXI Mobile @VOXImobile]

When VOXI and @O2 are beefing and @giffgaff join in

[Chris Allmark @chrisallmark]

Pairing & Mobbing as a way to reduce cognitive load. Who knew? 😜

Loving the Guinea pigs. #fastflowconf

[Sophie Weston @soph_weston]

Fab talk by @apostolis09 and @andyjnorton at #FastFlowConf about their experience using #TeamTopologies in the field. Excellent stuff, loads of practical tips and first-hand knowledge. Very funny too

Grow your teams as you grow your software. #TeamCognitiveLoad

[Chris Allmark @chrisallmark]

For me Effective Enabling Teams are the engine that drives Team Topologies success. Great talk from @emgsilva #fastflowconf

[Chris Allmark @chrisallmark]

Team APIs as a Foundation for Innovation by @clear_bank & @allababkina #fastflowconf

[Chris Allmark @chrisallmark]

Great talk on Being “Accidental” Practitioners of Team Topologies by @apostolis09 & @andyjnorton- lots of great insight and relevance here. #fastflowconf

[Chris Allmark @chrisallmark]

🤣 #fastflowconf

[Chris Allmark @chrisallmark]

Six years ago I was attending Microservices Day London and today I’m heading to #fastflowconf - May 25 is clearly a conference calendar hot spot…

[Chris Allmark @chrisallmark]

People always said I had my head in the clouds & now I have a certificate to prove it... https://t.co/pLcglKw3My

[Chris Allmark @chrisallmark]

Go shorty. It’s my birthday. We gon' party like it's my birthday. We gon' sip Bacardi like it's my birthday. And you know I don't give a fuck it's not your birthday… https://t.co/gUYjVaNHv6

[Chris Allmark @chrisallmark]

Not sure if it’s causation or correlation but this mirrors my career trajectory. 🤣

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

This new year, remember: A bunch of small easily-achievable goals are better than one big unachievable goal. Start small.

Better yet: keep that one big ambitious goal, but break it down into a bunch of small easily-achievable goals that gradually build up into the big goal.

[Mags Allmark @mmeeee]

Such a disappointment the day 1 content isn’t as advertised - reality vs expected.. @BierCompany @chrisallmark

[Mags Allmark @mmeeee]

Really disappointed after pre-ordering @BierCompany The Ultimate Craft Beer Advent Calendar 2022 for @chrisallmark it wasn’t exclusive content as advertised. Wrong glass, socks, beer & nuts.. bah-humbug

[Luca Mezzalira @lucamezzalira]

Today, we are announcing Amazon EventBridge Scheduler. This is a new capability that allows you to create, run, and manage scheduled tasks at scale. With Scheduler you can schedule one-time or recurrently tens of millions of tasks

#serverless #automation https://t.co/gtGB2F2sem

[Chris Allmark @chrisallmark]

@lucullus Lycra?

[Chris Allmark @chrisallmark]

@Hermesparcels are clearly unable to honour their Next Day service. Grandfather posted gifts for Grandchildren on Tuesday, but looks like the courier has simply gone home and can’t be bothered to deliver now. Customer service is conveniently closed now too.

[Chris Allmark @chrisallmark]

Just cancelled my @DisneyLifeUK subscription after being offered a @disneyplus subscription for £59.99 when anyone can get a £49.99 pre-order - and lapsed subscribers are offered 6 months free to return! #notmagical