The reason kids today have no work ethic is the easy access they have to porn. In my day, you had to sit through hours of some drama for a flash of boob.
I got a National Trust membership. I go midweek because all the big stately homes are empty, and I like to find the echoiest room and fart in it. The acoustics are tremendous.
Rishi Sunak, on camera, saying his friends are Aristocrats and members of the upper class, “not working class”.
He would be a Prime Minister for the few not the many.
Itching to get out of Manchester, but want to avoid the queues? 👀
We happily invite @Cristiano to try the North West's Faster, Easier, Friendlier Airport, where he can connect on to Munich or Lisbon with Lufthansa, or fly Ryanair direct to Paris or Rome. ⚽✈️