chris

[chris @chrisaspenwall]

Me when the McDonald’s employee reaches out the chip reader through the window and I have to balance my card to insert the chip in

[Nocturne @esonoku]

You know the game is gonna be shit the moment you as an assassin hit a little boar with your sword and a health bar pops up instead of just dying.

[Twon | 00.sol @TwonXBT]

@EPM108 I have road rage and this would fit under my seat, I like it

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerkss]

Jason Tatum level of cornball behavior

[good suri @unsurious]

sometimes the pitt writing makes me feel like i’m watching disney channel

[RG @RGIII__]

If you root for Duke or Michigan, you’re inherently a bad person

[BoilerMuse @BoilerMuse]

They cannot win March Madness or the sport of basketball will be ruined forever I’m being so serious

[quvria @quvria]

*Turns on Xbox*

*Stares at phone for 3 hours*

*Turns off Xbox*

[Cha〽️p Willy @JWGoBlue]

Yaxel made a big play so now the announcers have to talk about how he was stupid in high school

[John Rich @JohnRichTV]

Idk he kinda seems like a dick

[𓆩 luis 𓆪 @cikatrizando]

rápido los webos van dentro del condon si o no urgente

[Hyper 🌪️ @Hyperjack13]

“They hit the fucking pentagon”

[Hyper 🌪️ @Hyperjack13]

“The third cold ass white boy was hijacked but crashed in a field before hitting its target”

[‏ً @PAlNSHOW]

Im bricking the fuck outta this layup

[Mike Rodak @mikerodak]

Nate Oats said he's met with Aden Holloway in person and talked to him on the phone: "I'm an adult. I've made mistakes. We all have things we'd like to do differently. Now is not the time to ignore a kid you've built a real relationship with. Now is the time he needs more love from the adults in his life at any point."

[Dion @DionWeighters]

@PeteThamel For those questioning if Holloway will play. Nate Oats once let Brandon Miller play after providing a weapon that was used in a homicide. Nate Oats will probably run even more action for Holloway on Friday.

[SWX Local Sports @SWXLocalSports]

Adrik Jenkin, a week after his father & head coach passed away from cancer, scored 33 points in Colfax's 2B State Championship win:
"We're playing for something bigger than basketball... I know he was nervous the entire time watching from up in heaven, but it was great to be able to accomplish that for him."

[Shane Tuttle @ShaneTuttleNCAA]

BREAKING: Kansas G Darryn Peterson is reportedly pregnant.

[penyz🪎 @penyz15]

If my son spoke this retarded I’d have to put him down

[dev @zivdotcat]

2022: “bro there’s this site called chatgpt. it literally helped me finish my assignments.”

2026:

[Shane Tuttle @ShaneTuttleNCAA]

Kansas G Darryn Peterson (Ebola) is OUT today vs #5 Iowa State.