Chris Aumen

I used to be a rock star. I get a lot of headaches, and I don't like the dark.

[Chris Aumen @chrisaumen]

Guys we did it there’s actually enough lukewarm takes on the Instagram rebrand.

[Chris Aumen @chrisaumen]

"But in a way..should we be trying to find..more Peter Pan stalkers?"

- Disney execs to the marketing team

[Chris Aumen @chrisaumen]

@onthespotsam Dear Sam,

I don’t know a Logan.

Sincerely,

Paul

[Chris Aumen @chrisaumen]

Did @netflix start this virus to increase views of Tiger King?

[Chris Aumen @chrisaumen]

Some of y’all are going from liberal hoax straight to deep state conspiracy real fast..sometimes bad things happen and it’s not someone trying to get one over on you.

[Chris Aumen @chrisaumen]

@PatriotNews check out this (all local cast+crew) short Christmas film about a young girl inspired by the 93 Endeavor launch, goes to space and daughter sees her through telescope Christmas morning! https://t.co/2Oi4bCYJNO

[Chris Aumen @chrisaumen]

@theeveningsun check out this (all local cast+crew) short Christmas film about a young girl inspired by the 93 Endeavor launch, goes to space and daughter sees her through telescope Christmas morning! https://t.co/2Oi4bCYJNO

[Chris Aumen @chrisaumen]

@ydrcom check out this (all local cast+crew) short Christmas film about a young girl inspired by the 93 Endeavor launch, goes to space and daughter sees her through telescope Christmas morning! https://t.co/2Oi4bCYJNO

[Chris Aumen @chrisaumen]

@NASAKennedy check out this short film about a girl inspired by the 93 Endeavor launch, goes to space and daughter sees her through telescope Christmas morning! https://t.co/2Oi4bCYJNO

[Chris Aumen @chrisaumen]

@NASA_Johnson check out this short film about a girl inspired by the 93 Endeavor launch, goes to space and daughter sees her through telescope Christmas morning! https://t.co/2Oi4bCYJNO

[Chris Aumen @chrisaumen]

@neiltyson could you fact check this short film about a girl inspired by the 93 Endeavor launch, goes to space and daughter sees her through telescope Christmas morning!?https://t.co/2Oi4bCYJNO

[Chris Aumen @chrisaumen]

@NASA check out this short film about a girl inspired by the 93 Endeavor launch, goes to space and daughter sees her through telescope Christmas morning! https://t.co/2Oi4bCYJNO

[Chris Aumen @chrisaumen]

You got a heart so big it could crush this town and I can’t hold out forever. Even walls fall down. RIP Vegas and to Tom

[Mark Twain @TheMarkTwain]

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

[Scottyplagues @Scottyplagues]

When the gazebos kick in

[Chris Aumen @chrisaumen]

On one hand I want the new iPhone. On the other hand I've gotten more calls from robots than humans in the past month. 😐

[Chris Aumen @chrisaumen]

You have no obligation to your former self. They are dumber than you, and they don't exist.

-Hank Green

[Chris Aumen @chrisaumen]

@realDonaldTrump already trying to blow his chances at 2020

[Chris Aumen @chrisaumen]

@aputurephoto any plans for a DEC Lens Regain/VariND combo? Is that even possible? Definitely a dream combo for GH5 filmmakers!

[Chris Aumen @chrisaumen]

@Kaaadams PLZ FIX YOUTUBE