Christopher Ringo

I'm the nicest guy you will ever meet....except for Jesus. That whole dying for sins thing can't really top that.

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@GreatBrianLast @TheJimCornette

[Kayfabe News @KayfabeNews]

People will say this is AI, but I know for a fact that this is a real photograph of Andrew the Giant, The Penultimate Warrior, "Ravishing" Ric Roma and The Mortician.
I was the photographer.

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@GreatBrianLast @TheJimCornette

[Triple Hausen’s Thoughts 💭 @TripleHHHPaulL]

Mr. T’s comedian daughter sharing her personal wrestling experience with Hulk and Piper at WrestleMania is a story you need to hear. 😂

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@TheJimCornette @GreatBrianLast

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@gothgirlsofi Me

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@MakaveliDTA That's what I thought, then I saw Renee and just gave up.

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@GreatBrianLast @TheJimCornette

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Now you know.

[Right Wing Dad @RightWingDad]

Maturity is realizing that in the film Titanic, Rose decides to throw away a $250 million pendant in memory of an unemployed man she slept with exactly once—a man who never even owned the necklace. She completely disregards the fact that the explorer who brought her to the wreck had built his entire career around finding that necklace. Yet, she held onto it for decades, on the off chance she’d end up at the wreck site again, just to chuck it into the ocean for no good reason… and croaks in his bed. Then goes and waltzes passed her husband in the afterlife to meet up with her 3 day fling!

Meanwhile, she conveniently leaves out the part where she let Jack—the “three-day love of her life”—freeze to death because she couldn’t scoot over a bit on the giant door. Oh, and maybe, just maybe, her husband of many years might’ve liked to know she’d been hanging onto a $250 million necklace all that time? How about her granddaughter, who was caring for her? An early retirement fund, anyone?

The real villain of Titanic? Ready for it? Not Cal, not even the iceberg—it was Rose. Still love that movie, though.

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@gothgirlsofi 🖤

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@gothgirlsofi YES

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@losergfff Hi

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@willowthegoth Hi

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@gothgirlsofi Yes

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@gothgirlsofi Yes

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

Absolutely fascinating

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@TheKaylaBecker Yo mama so fat she couldn't float in space.