chrisbalmond

directorer.

[Tim Key @timkeyperson]

Thanks to everyone who’s watching this! Open in more cinemas now weirdly. Link in bio. ❤️🍿❤️

[chrisbalmond @chrisbnut]

@timkeyperson actually the best performance I’ve ever witnessed in a film. No performance has made me laugh more or cry more. #timkeybestactoroscar

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

This video is incredible.

Everyone should RETWEET it so the whole *world* sees it.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it

[chrisbalmond @chrisbnut]

@ChrisHewitt The lipsynch generation

[Andrew L. Seidel @AndrewLSeidel]

One thing we've learned from studying genocides is that language like this often precedes the mass killing. Otherize, dehumanize, and fearmonger about the target group. This is well documented in Rwanda in 90s and in the 1930s Nazi regime.
This is historical fact, not hyperbole.

[chrisbalmond @chrisbnut]

@ChrisHewitt @empiremagazine

DADDY DAY CARE
SOPHIE’S CHOICE
THE BUCKET LIST

any more?

#movietitlesthathavebecomephrases

[Nikki Butler @niknoks1980]

The amount of people, men and women, who think Emma Raducanu should prioritise Andy Murray’s last game at Wimbledon over her own career is astonishing and yes, fucking misogynistic.

[Mark Murphy @thricechampion]

Good taste from the Alamo Drafthouse there 😀

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

I’m simply horrified to see @NHSEngland now literally breaking the law in how it misrepresents physician associates & other allied health professional - who are NOT doctors - to the public.

These posters are from the Bradford District & Craven Health & Care Partnership. 1/n

[Red Sky At Night @redskyatnight]

Geri Halliwell, there, ending her recommendation of AA Milne’s Winnie-the-Pooh with a quote that isn’t, in fact, from AA Milne’s Winnie-the-Pooh. It’s from a Disney Winnie-the-Pooh cartoon that isn’t even based on any of the books.

[chrisbalmond @chrisbnut]

@SP1nightonly You’re welcome

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Thames Water wants to hike your bills by 44% or be renationalised for £15.6bn

The third choice, let them go bankrupt and nationalise without spending a penny is the only one that taxpayers would choose.

Let it be so.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The EU has said that it is clear the U.K. is on course to rejoin with 92% support among the under 25’s.

RT if it’s time the EU got a piece back.

[chrisbalmond @chrisbnut]

@ChrisHewitt Can you think of movie titles that have entered common parlance - to the point where the user may not have even seen the film. So far I have SOPHIE’S CHOICE, GROUNDHOG DAY, and the one that was aimed at me for simply doing school pickup … DADDY DAY CARE.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Rishi Sunak decided that the £14.9bn of PPE fraud cannot be investigated and wrote it all off.

This is fraud, theft, corruption on a ridiculous scale.

RT if you think Treason charges for all those in involved need to be brought including those who cover it up.

#BREATHTAKING

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The wholesale cost of 1000kw is £60, you are paying £274.

A mark up of 357%, before the Energy crisis this was about 100%.

That is why your bills are so ridiculously high.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

The NHS is by no means perfect, but no one in the UK has ever been declared bankrupt because of medical bills.

Yet.

We must never take our NHS for granted.

[chrisbalmond @chrisbnut]

@jackbern23 Must be in reverse - iPhone/tv/mac/Walkman 1/2/3/4

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Tomorrow night at 8pm Rishi Sunak will be presenting GB News.

He should be fired for such a blatant disregard for standing of his Public Office.

RT if he needs to go.