Christopher

Luke Ridnour stan, Dune enthusiast, Dayton Flyer

[Christopher @chrisbus7]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- your inability to restore spice production

[Christopher @chrisbus7]

@USMNT Restock balo jerseys already🫩

[chrisknife @dunehast]

“There’s no depth I wouldn’t sink to in order to get a Dune Part 3 70mm IMAX ticket”

*Me on Dec. 17 2026 watching the film in the wheelchair section*

[Teng Truther @tengtruther]

Does anyone else just have this deep hatred in their soul for Elliot Cadeau

[Oblivious @oblivibum]

My favorite moment in Dune Part 3 is gonna be when Paul and Stilgar are discussing the most infamous ethnic cleansings in history just for Stilgar to basically call Hitler a rookie plumber compared to LePaul "Genocide" James

[Christopher @chrisbus7]

Just realized all of hogwarts hate watched slytherin in the house cup the way prem fans hate watch arsenal

[Christopher @chrisbus7]

@yungben_ Wheat thins for versatility, triscuits for diversity

[Christopher @chrisbus7]

Convinced that people who love Tyler the creator are just gaslighting me

[𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜 @sh4mrock1]

the GOONERS tried POINTSMAXXING against the #20 ranked POINTSMAXXING team and got their CORTISOL spiked after being BRUTALLY GOALMOGGED

[Christopher @chrisbus7]

Why dumbledore be wearin that cap all thru half blood prince #goofy

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

Just In: Conversations have started about @ShamsCharania’s future, and discussing whether the ESPN Senior NBA Insider’s best fit is staying on Giannis’ All-Star Celebrity team or elsewhere.

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

It’s a shame we need to post this, but the “Herogasm Files” leaked today are doctored and illegitimate. Our Crime Analtics department has confirmed Homelander’s name was inserted by Starlighters via AI. He visited Herogasm ONCE to respond to a crisis situation, NOTHING MORE!

[Alonzo @j_seegs]

Purdue basketball has a man on staff who just travels the world going from village to village asking the locals if they have heard tell of a giant

[Christopher @chrisbus7]

@DKSportsbook Pickens

[Christopher @chrisbus7]

@UDClubBaseball Omalley rules that’s what I always say

[Christopher @chrisbus7]

Cob 4 life

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

Cobby! Cobby! Cobby!

New @nba_paint art just dropped. 🌽😂

[Christopher @chrisbus7]

God if you’re listening just know I’d be willing to take Penandes if it means getting a clear WR1

[Christopher @chrisbus7]

Please disregard my last tweet this is the best day of my life

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

🚨 🚨 🚨

The #Cowboys are trading All-Pro Micah Parsons to the #Packers & they agreed to a 4-year, $188M deal done by @DavidMulugheta and @AndreOdom of @AthletesFirst including $136M gtd, per me, @TomPelissero & @SlaterNFL.

At $47M per year, Parsons is the highest-paid non-QB in history and nets 2 1st rounders for Dallas.

[Christopher @chrisbus7]

This is the worst day of my life

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Alejandro Garnacho to Chelsea, here we go! Deal done between #CFC and Man United.

Garnacho only wanted Chelsea and will sign seven year deal at the club for fee close to £40m package.

Story from July, confirmed. 🇦🇷