chris currie

[chris currie @chrisc024]

@BennyG__ @rileycollins__ Papa John's and Pizza Hut should be above Domino's. Domino's and little Cesars have absolutely terrible pizza.

[chris currie @chrisc024]

@salty_guns @WomenBeingAwful Hate to tell you but they aren't going to be much help with the yardwork. Best case scenario put them in the kitchen and I bet they can bake a mean dessert of some kind

[chris currie @chrisc024]

@anil_amanna @FernandoC888 @AlexaBliz_ But you don't know for sure it's only 6 holes. There could be more holes in the back that didn't come all the way through to the front.

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@kuahiwi0512 @ChaosLensX Any time I would need the stuff, it would be locked in my car with my keys and useless.

[chris currie @chrisc024]

@22StephenBarnes @ChaosLensX That's not bad for a duplicate key for most cars. Go to the dealership and they are over $200 easily

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@Tinawa39572 Who doesn't realize every single one of these things are fake

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@divinegayone Movies from the eighty's were so funny. Half of them would probably get an nc17 rating these days

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@ILIATOPURlA @Jake25503 @Home_of_Fight Exactly, he probably isn't a top 15 fighter in his weight class. His name sold tickets but even that's coming to an end

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@amelia_tweetz He's going shopping with all the lowered prices he convinced Walmart to do.

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@JasnDavid I'm convinced this is as good as the US will ever be at soccer. Every world cup we hear that this is our best team. We need to create a different tournament if we want to be competitive.1st have a soccer match,after halftime they play 4 innings of baseball.Then we have a chance

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@Sakatoyaa It looks like a high school team playing a college team. They don't even look to be in the same league.

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@CaliKev83 That first goal they had several easy opportunities to clear the ball and all the us players just stood there and watched the ball instead of trying to get it. They look nervous or something

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@greg16676935420 They weren't going by moon landings Greg. They were going by twin towers lost. Obviously it was going to be 2-0. Next match is going to be governments installed in other nations. USA wins 34-0

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@Avabelly__ Just tell him it was a lie for social media engagement. In reality there is no money.

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@hicasamadim 9....2 lines x 2 lines=4.....4 lines x 0 lines=0....3 lines x 3 lines = 9

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@FootballCravee I knew he had a brother on the team, didn't realize it was two brothers. Do they have his mom or sister's cheerleading? Uncle doing security? Did they employ the entire family?

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@TalksWithRyan1 @omoelerinjare1 I've thought about trying to order one. You get a blow out going down the road and there's not enough slime in the world to fix that

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@TalksWithRyan1 @omoelerinjare1 Lots of new cars don't even come with that anymore. My 2024 Dodge came with a bottle of slime and a pump. No Jack or spare. They do anything to save a dollar and know most people won't choose a car based on a spare tire

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@ruatruepatriot @BhattiLaib9960 You typed all of that, called someone else a moron, and named 17 states, one that has an 'e', and still didn't get Mississippi.