Chris Chester

Currently a nocturnal aircraft builder. 🚁

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@AndyPlumb4 Bit gay.

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@Socket1Sophie To be fair, I was in a lap dancing club in Florida many years ago and the dancer suggested Erotic City by Prince as a song, as it's 12 minutes long, and spent most of that time with her tongue in my mouth. But I still think Farage and Yaxley-Lennon are c*nts.

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@hicasamadim 9 if you count where lines cross, 16 if you multiply seperate filled sections by 4, 6 if you multiply horizontal lines by 2 etc. A bit of a vague question.

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@real_bechambers If this isn't AI (which it definitely is) why have you lit the candles on the cake five days early?

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@DominikDiamond Great achievement in 4 months, especially considering the first two months was mostly in the snow! How long did you do it in?

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@DJSnM Liking the old school Dymo Tape!

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@Stephis_world @B_Fernandes8 @ManUtd What is this AI generated tatt? Why do your shoes all suddenly dissappear?

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@BrexitBuster @Suzierizzo1 @sock82 Or "ton" and say he's a big fan of the show.

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@steveharvey2001 @Rosiecat2 @stuzi_pants I remember JRM banging on about these "funny numbers" because we use yards, and the actual legislation says a MINIMUM of every 25 metres, so they could put them exactly every 25 Yards if they wanted to. And it's hardly a benefit, anyway.

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@policylaila Is that 'new path' to turn London into a frozen, post apocalyptic wasteland? As I am genuinely confused my the message you're trying to get accross.

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@Angelcalling5 @policylaila London Zoo does have England's largest penguin pool (according to their website), but I fail to see what relevance this has to promote someone's desire to be Mayor of London. I'm wondering who's footprints they're following, whilst no leaving any of their own.

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@MarinaPurkiss Looks like the cover of a very niche bukkake movie.

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@annewells26 @TimpanoNathan @TheBritishIntel Why not pick up your prescription direct from the pharmacy? They do it electronically now, and as you can clearly use Twitter, I'm sure you could easily have it sent direct to your local pharmacy.

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@Matt_Pinner My nan.

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@NVIDIAGeForceUK Borderlands 4 RTX

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@BarbaraSutton15 If only there was a Nigel Farage repellent....apart from Clacton.

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@JeffMye13818468 @Matt_Pinner I wish I'd given my daughter the first and middle names "Esther Hester". It would make me smile every time I said her full name.

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@NoContextBrits Are they worried about people pulling out unexpectedly?

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@Viralmint6 @NoContextHumans Why not just have it open all of the time?

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@Catofbengals Sounds like hell