Chris Chiaramonte

Humor, real estate and Mac and cheese with a spoon.

[Chris Chiaramonte @chrischiaram]

@Fatjoshhueple @IowaChill I care, Pete. I care.

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“Hey guys, we should probably stop shooting wild 3’s early in the shot clock.” - what Mitch Johnson told his team midway through the 3rd quarter of the Spurs 119-91 rout of the Knicks in an alternate reality NBA Finals Game 4.

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An arrest warrant has been issued for Mikal Bridges. Wanted for assault and battery. #nbafinals

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@weareiowa5news I think the one minute cut in to let people know that there’s not an actual tornado but some radar indicated shenanigans would’ve sufficed here. Staying here for an hour is bananas. #nbafinals

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@espn Love the softball coverage. Love the announcers. All around has been a great tournament. But could you consider showing some instant replays every now and again? And also get the little strike zone box thing? Just some notes for next year. Thank you!

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@nypost Annoying? I think you mean the most catchy and memorable jingle in the history of this country.

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@HaterReport Let them flop, but start instituting a $10,000 fine that goes up by $5,000 with each offense. Flops go to 0 overnight.

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@TerriGreenUSA Absolute chills.

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@JomboyMedia Like watching 9U softball.

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i can still live another 50 years if @Mike_Pence has the courage

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Hey @AppleSupport - If you guys could change the photo saving flaw on the iPhone where when you save a photo it saves it in your camera roll based on when it was taken and not when it was saved, that would be great.

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@keithmurphy This needs to be on @sportscenter Top 10.

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@SenatorRounds There’s no one in the country who doesn’t want prescription drug prices to come down. But TrumpRX is essentially Kayak for medicine. They’ll find the best deals out there, but there is nothing actually being done to lower the prices from the administration.

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@3YearLetterman @FBIDirectorKash @britneyspears Tagging @britneyspears in the post is the most underrated part of this masterpiece.

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@MattWalshBlog Maybe they understand that people like you wouldn’t believe them. And that the only way for people to believe the truth is to see it in a full files release.

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Ma’am please don’t honk at me, I wasn’t texting and driving I was just logging into Disney+ to watch It’s Always Sunny.

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@BitcoinPulseX @grok If chosen, I will put 3 new vending machines in the school cafeteria. Thank you.

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@HellRaz0r1776 We are in Des Moines, Iowa area and based on your projections - it doesn’t look good. How accurate is your modeling being 48 hours or so out from this?

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@LaughterHaver I made you a song with this chorus. Enjoy!

https://t.co/amTcqTLDS1

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@pottedmeat I’m talking an entire overhaul. Let’s start from scratch.

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No disrespect to the writers, but it feels like the Happy Birthday song could be improved upon at this point.