Christopher Johnson 🗞️

You know what they say- White water in the mornin'.

[Christopher Johnson 🗞️ @chriscj83]

@JetsCentric It's true. I was in my mid thirties and now I am deceased.

[Christopher Johnson 🗞️ @chriscj83]

@THEFANTASYGOD13 @Browns Fun fact: the Cleveland Browns have never placed last in the NFC North.

[Winnipeg Blue Bombers @Wpg_BlueBombers]

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[Sopranfeld @sopranfeld]

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[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

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[Christopher Johnson 🗞️ @chriscj83]

@Yelix They don't make them like they used to.

[Christopher Johnson 🗞️ @chriscj83]

@avatarrant They saw the 1997 New England Patriots shoulders and thought "hell yeah, brother."

[Tim Reynolds @ByTimReynolds]

Times a team named "Jets" have scored seven in a playoff game, last 13 years:

-- Winnipeg (NHL), 2
-- New York (NFL), 0

[Winnipeg Blue Bombers @Wpg_BlueBombers]

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[Christopher Johnson 🗞️ @chriscj83]

New game: go to the replies of any sports-related account that asks a question about "What is the best x" or "Who was the greatest y" and drink every time you see the phrase "and it's not even close."

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

Happy Twin Peaks Day ⛰️⛰️☕

[Christopher Johnson 🗞️ @chriscj83]

@sportslogosnet "The brown remains unchanged" is seared into my memory.

[The Tragically Hip @thehipofficial]

19 years ago today the @CornerGas episode entitled “Rock On!” aired. In it, we made a cameo playing some local kids borrowing Brent’s garage for rehearsal space. If you want to watch the full episode, look for Season 2 Episode 15.

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

@alyourpal81 poop brother HH

[Christopher Johnson 🗞️ @chriscj83]

Big Nikolaj Ehlers guy. #GoJetsGo

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

*coworker walks into bathroom, triggering the motion sensor that turns the lights on*

ME: [from one of the stalls] Welcome.

[Christopher Johnson 🗞️ @chriscj83]

@ITYSL @nytimes @Boeing @boeing has no good airplane ideas.

[I Think You Should Zipline @Billy_D2411]

It’s here!