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Head chef @ The Henry Potts - Newcastle United supporter ⚪⚫

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@Ed_Behan 😢

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Very upsetting. Had the best time working here. This country is shite.

[Artichoke @artichokebistro]

Hi folks - regretfully we have decided to cease trading. The current economic climate after these tough few years had made it too difficult for this big old building. Thank you all so very much for the love and support of ‘choke over the last 12 years. Keep safe x

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@CivvyWAFU @NUFCThreatLevel Whos the biggest club is just an argument idiots really.

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@Chris_H52 Did you know that in one week we have scored over half the goals everton have scored this season?

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Callum Wilson. Absolute game changer.

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A fantastic afternoon of football.

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@DEATHBYTACOS_ @jaunty_goat

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@Surg_Ts Because he didn't defend at all?

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@bazza080808 He never got a chance to prove he wasnt good enough to play. Obv Howe sees what he sees in training but he should probably move on

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Only graeme souness could look like a clueless idiot even after his team has won 7-0. Id rather see almost anybody talk about football.

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@jonneycox Argument to be made on that one pal 🤣

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Where the fuck was this man utd last Sunday.

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@helloIamBesty Yeah it's not held the same weight for years. Not helped by the fact it hasn't produced an entertaining fixture for ages. Regardless; the fans always see it as a massive massive game.

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@jonneycox Almost impressive

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Comprehensive list of things I've worryingly googled if it's ok for my cat to eat after they've already eaten it:
Balloons
Plasters
Flowers
Rice
Bombay mix
Cheeslets
Wine cork
Instruction manual
Birthday card.

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@dannyoreilly84 @ajlc1985 @artichokebistro I just want Malbec for good

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Using all my Wine training to pick a bottle for later. thoughts @artichokebistro ?

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@RedJumperMartin @artichokebistro The back just says 'grapes and shit yo'

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Everytime. Everytime I watch Motd it's Danny fucking Murphy. Everytime! He's wank!

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@Stouffer @NoContextBrits They call him Barry the fart