Surly Chris

Comedian, grump, general asshole

[Surly Chris @chriscoencomedy]

I really want cancer to be cured because 1) I hate cancer and 2) I need these Peletonia bikers to GET THE F OUT OF MY WAY ISN’T THERE A TRAINING COURSE OR SOMETHING

[revolvermag @Revolvermag]

🕯️ ALICE IN CHAINS legend LAYNE STALEY died on this day in 2002. RIP.

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@libsoftiktok

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@all90saltrock I don’t know if any singer in rock had a voice that matched the music and lyrics as much as Layne. Chris could go from singing to screaming so effortlessly. Those two are tied for me.

[Surly Chris @chriscoencomedy]

@IronMaiden Enjoy your next projects and thanks for all your contributions to metal music!

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16th year at the Great Debate Rivalry Roast - go Bucks! https://t.co/Gh2uU8Is2T

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This freaking dog has had more knee surgeries than a 37 year old nose guard. #dog #moneypit

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@BBGreatMoments As a Bucs fan - Van Slyke, Stargell, Bob Walk and Clemente are hard to dislike

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#StPaddysDay #StPatricksDay

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Five people complain about Taylor Swift being shown during football games every five seconds online Sunday.

Monday : WHITE WOMEN OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!! #taylorswift #relax

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#NFL #DryJanuary

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[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

I put Van Morrison into a Chinese translator and I feel like I'm going insane

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https://t.co/LoGt3l1Zn6 OSU/Michigan roast - $60K raised this year! #TheGame

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I used to wonder why airports had so many ads for plastic surgery then I looked around. #airport #plasticsurgery #ugly

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I bet 90% of the people making fun of Trump saying he’s 215 (he’s not) have a drivers license with their high school weight. #215pounds #mugshot

[Surly Chris @chriscoencomedy]

I wouldn’t call it an ice giant, but thanks Space Telescope! #Uranus #mature