Chris Cowdery-Corvan

[Jesse Bunch @bunchjesse]

Just like in Freeform, we've added live collaboration to Notes! Any two devices looking at the same note will automatically connect and sync in real time. Nearly made me cry the first time I experienced it.

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

How I fixed my HD:
1. Pour a strong drink.
2. # cat /dev/random > /dev/disk0.
3. Be surprised when diskutil sees the disk again.
4. Mourn.

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

You know you have brain damage when: You can remember the format characters of PHP's date() function.

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

Mounting your Thunderbolt displays: Bad idea (too heavy)
Unmounting them and kinda breaking one: Even worse

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

Next office event idea: Xcode piñata.

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

@thomadd Yeah, I used to have the teleworker plan but the speed was so slow for the cost. I'm on normal Xfinity now, but might change back.

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

I use a lot of data WFH, so instead of checking Comcast's data usage site every day I wrote a script to automate it: https://t.co/RVifp7IjUc

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

Not that I'm advocating it as a good practice, but I dare you not to listen to "The Power" by Snap! next time you #import <objc/runtime.h>.

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

My day so far

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

Man, @SouthwestAir has lost my bags the past two times I flew into Denver. I love the airline, but this makes me worried.

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

Coming from Denver, breathing air at sea level again is like drinking 2% milk after skim. This is high test stuff!

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

@benstiglitz @psu_13 Not *intrinsically* a bad thing though eh? :-)

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

Advantages of working at home: Defrosting salmon on top of your Mac Pro while your code compiles.

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

Back in Pittsburgh, n'at.

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

Heh: https://t.co/22mNZcF9jI

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

Who does the playlists for airports? Listening to eye of the tiger while running to a gate was way too fitting.

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

Mashing the refresh button on the Apple Watch page reminds me too much of class registration days in undergrad.

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

Oh PHP, I wish I knew how to quit you.

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

Used the phrase "While there is value in the items on
the right, we value the items on the left more" for a wedding photo style list. #proud

[Chris Cowdery-Corvan @chriscowdery]

Thanks @benstiglitz for the awesome shirt!