Chris dani

[Chris dani @chrisdani007]

Search for 'fan' in Google. @Google lol

[Chris dani @chrisdani007]

@Zipcar sent me a survey invitation. Not sure what to respond

[Chris dani @chrisdani007]

@JGrantGlover @garrytan Were you counting bed bugs?

[Cow @EveryDayCows]

aerodynamics of a cow

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human wiped away my eye booger. only to pet it back onto me. i have never experienced such betrayal

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there was a sandwich. on the edge of the counter. and now there isn’t. those are all the details. we can confirm so far. the piece of lettuce on my nose. is purely circumstantial

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

WE ARE AT THE PARK. BUT THE HUMAN SAYS IT’S TIME TO LEAVE. WHICH DOESN’T MAKE SENSE. BECAUSE THEY CAN’T CATCH ME

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

How are the negotiations to avoid a default going?

U.S. government:

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

my ball rolled under the couch. and i cannot reach it. the human has been informed of the issue. and reminded. that my problems. are their problems

[Chris dani @chrisdani007]

@PayPal I had a question : "Why do my credit card statements not load on the website?"
When I called into support: I spent 25 min verifying myself 7 times, transferred 4 times and the final person hung up on me in the middle of "Searching for my account"
What is happening?

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

today we took a new route. during our walk. this is very exciting. i did not realize i had unlocked. this part of the map

[mari @ughmari]

happy hispanic heritage month

[Chris dani @chrisdani007]

🥳 Celebrate Webull’s 3rd Anniversary! Complete tasks to spin the #Webull Anniversary Wheel and get a chance to win a TESLA MODEL 3! 🎉 https://t.co/ViYnNDXlgF

[Chris dani @chrisdani007]

@kylascan I love this. Haha!

[zomato @zomato]

dry fruit in the straw when you're sipping your shake

[Ramon Figueroa @twitting_moncho]

@LiebermanAustin

[حسام @71Qs_]

@LiebermanAustin

[Kyla Scanlon @kylascan]

Thoughts on the Stonk Market and the Memefication of the financial industry

Key takeaway: The market is no longer driven by fundamentals - it’s driven by memes. No longer a metaphor, but a living structure – the stonk market.

https://t.co/MudHO1g4Gx

[James Wang @draecomino]

Every time I see a SaaS company being acquired by a private equity firm, I see a child being sent to boarding school on a dark and stormy night.