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[ChrisCross @chrisderosa100]

Unofficial Blue Men.

[Chi-Chi @ home @ChichiAi]

"I need a himbo" Lyrics by ajlenoire and Kiwi on tumblr
cause when I shitpost I go all the way

[El Mago🗽 @Frankiex24]

@fasc1nate 8 year old me when they said the sun was gonna explode in 5 billion years:

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

This is why I drive a Toyota.

[SuperMarioT 🔜 Supernova 2026 @SuperMarioT_YT]

Classic

[Sopranos Vibes @sopranos_vibes]

Oh god oh fuck it’s the gaba-ghoul

[Rads @_radsy]

running into your old statistics professor be like “what are the chances”

[helena riley @freshhel]

Start giving strawberry ice cream a chance and watch ur life improve..

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

This is a very very good parrot https://t.co/nFaklViVDt

[keegs @skegssss]

i’m eons late but loop pedals are so much fun

[° @GeronimoFrost]

Social distancing baptism

[Brian (Eras Tour Version) ✨ LA N5 + SG N5! @brianNpikachu]

Footage of Minnie trying to kill the Coronavirus in Disney World

[gwen @verychillgwen]

and to think...we laughed at the pizza man...mocked him...the hubris. the audacity

[Cᴀʀʟᴏs 𓅓♕ @_AyeeCarlos_]

THIS MAN IS A GENIUS he figured out the Corona virus problem 😮

[linc @lincandescent]

marketing: lets create a fun and exciting cereal

executive: okay, go on

marketing: it’ll have cool colors and fruity flavors

executive: omg yes

marketing: and rabbits can fuck right off if they think they can have some

[FFM @fatimamazroui]

This is just too cute not to share

[ABC News @ABC]

A Galapagos giant tortoise estimated to be about 130 years old is returning home after having so much sex that he saved his species. https://t.co/lx37XENd9t