Chris Farris

Space Karen ruined this app long ago

[Chris Farris @chrisdfarris]

The best beers:

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1. @Boulevard_Beer Saison-Brett

[Chris Farris @chrisdfarris]

@RpsAgainstTrump He’s not gonna fuck you dude

[Ja Zmaj @jazmaj1]

Greetings from Europe...

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Being generationally sandwiched between people who had their brain rotted by cable news and TikTokers who can’t read is going to make for an absolute nightmare era.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

The grand irony of our time:

Wealthy elites ran a populist campaign promising to rid the government of being run by wealthy elites only to win and install their own wealthy elites to run the government in a way that will only benefit wealthy elites.

[Chris Farris @chrisdfarris]

@RpsAgainstTrump Roaches cheering for Raid

[Morgoth @MorgothsReview]

The Joe Rogan podcast has become a sort of Absolution Booth where elites under go 3 hours of ritualistic Bro-Talk before being born again as the common man.

[Chris Farris @chrisdfarris]

@AutismCapital Google Dana White beats wife to learn more!

[Chris Farris @chrisdfarris]

@TheChiefNerd I bet this hits so hard if you’re dumb as fuck

[David, Historian Martial Artist🥊 @DavidLeftyMA]

Kurt Vonnegut said “We’ll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective” and damn if that isn't exactly how this is all playing out

[MAVERICK X @MAVERIC68078049]

I’m so glad Andrew Tate (father worked for CIA), Tucker Carlson (father worked for CIA), Alex Jones (family worked in military intelligence), and Elon Musk (large military industrial contractor) are joining forces to save us from the Deep State. This is so freaking epic!

[Professor Joe Butcher 🇵🇸 @Nixon_Robocop]

Evaluating Nick Bosa for a concussion has to be one of the hardest things you can do in medicine.

[Chris Farris @chrisdfarris]

@HaterReport_ The real goat

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Imagine being so braindead that you fully believe that voting for a billionaire backed by another billionaire that’s backed by a cabal of billionaires and monarchs is anti-establishment. Some of you should really apologize to the tree whose oxygen you’ve wasted.

[Jake Broe @RealJakeBroe]

"Why die for Ukraine? It is not worth risking World War III and nuclear armageddon. Just give Russia everything they want."

Cowards in America right now are repeating history without even knowing it. "Why die for Danzig" or "Why die for Poland" is the slogan that fascist sympathizers repeated over and over after Hitler invaded Poland to start World War II.

Dictators do not give democracies a choice sometimes. It sucks but appeasing the Russians today will just make them stronger by the time they invade the next country on their list.

Stopping the Russians today in Ukraine is the best option that will save the most lives and PREVENT World War III. Ukraine holding is the only thing preventing World War III right now.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Imagine not wanting the government to infringe on your freedoms as a Christian while simultaneously working to have the government infringe on the freedoms of others in the name of Christianity and refusing to admit the blatant hypocrisy.

[Marshall Power Locke @MarshallLocke]

“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”

– Theodore Roosevelt

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Ah, yes, the master plan: Fire 21 million Americans, deport 5 million low-wage workers, and slap 20% tariffs on imports—all in one brilliant stroke. Truly, a surefire recipe for economic prosperity.

But hey, why bother understanding basic economics when you can just call education “indoctrination” and skip the thinking part altogether?

[NukemTalksWrestling @NukemWrestling]

US politics is so wild.

Here's the Mayor of Knox County Tombstoning the US Secretary of Education

[Andrea C. Love, PhD @dr_andrealove]

The US has 15 vaccines for kids <18:

MMR
DTaP
Pneumococcal
Rotavirus
Varicella
Hepatitis B
Hepatitis A
Polio
Haemophilus influenzae B
Meningococcal
Human Papillomavirus
Influenza
COVID-19
RSV

NOT 72.
Not 72 DOSES from birth to age 18 (it’s ~35)
Stop letting people lie.

[Michael Thomas @curious_founder]

This is the man who will be leading America's top health agency.