Chris Elliston

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

@brysondech Bring your parachute and skydive in to your address position next time. 😂. No way you could have even got to the ball without inadvertantly trampling some grass. Ridiculous ruling. #OpenChampionship #golf

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

...when you say "tokens" do you mean players that have played more recently than Lineker, Shearer and Wright? Following your argument the old guard don't know today's game. It's changed in the last 20 years. Immeasurably.

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

36 minutes.

Football Focus turned off.

Sorry, Its just terrible.

Drivel and nonsense served with a side of boring.

No wonder it’s getting canned.

Well done to all involved.

Another flagship destroyed by The Tokens. 👍

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

@JonRahmOfficial @TheSergioGarcia @livgolf_league Liv team name idea..."The Mercenaries"? Sorry Jon but you've dropped in my estimation. The providing for your family justification doesn't really cut it I'm afraid.

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

@MiracleSwing I'd like to be on the bag scoring....Mulligan number 90.

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

@VeryAvgDad Wholeheartedly agree. I'm out there to enjoy the golf, countryside and "smell the roses". If the objective is to get out, round, and onto the next thing...take up another sport.

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

@GolfDigest Top left.

[Mark Crossfield @4golfonline]

Come on golf twitter, can we identify these two jokers. @Ferndown_Forest https://t.co/YR9RBiZobR

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

@MattChr83 @SkyNews FFS [rolling eyes].

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

@Superdry I sent an email as suggested (on 26th June). I've heard nothing back.

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

@Superdry my wife bought me two pairs of flip flops from my son for Father's Day. Paid postage. They sadly didn't fit. We attempted an exchange. Paid postage to return. The exchange stock was out. A refund was made. We now face yet more postage to order again. P@ss poor service.

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

@TomWatsonPGA What I don't really understand is how the moral aspects of the original LIV thing are now not so important. Surely if there is a bone of integrity in anyone on the PGA Tour from a moral perspective they just resign their membership. Make a statement.

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

@WorkTheSpace @Fanatical I hope they support it for longer than the last one.

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

Abhorrent behaviour by the MET police.

Hold the Met Police criminally accountable for the barbaric killing of two leashed dogs https://t.co/HBKoL81lJw via @UKChange

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

@GaryLineker Paulo "if I've had to make a tackle I've already made a mistake" Maldini. No-one else on the same level.

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

@Sean_Zak I get fed up seeing obnoxious 10 hcappers waving their arms in the air and jumping up and down while beginners are doing their best to get round as fast as possible. It doesn't grow the game, anything but. Enjoy your round, if you are held up, have a chat or enjoy the wildlife

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

@VodafoneUK Can we have an update on realistic timescales rather than the nebulous copy and paste reply that keeps getting posted please?

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

@DowndetectorUK Still down in Ipswich.

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

@VodafoneUK trying to register an account on my Vodafone and constantly getting internal server error after I enter the one time password???

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

@Johnwould Ban players from the gym. It's the biggest single change over the last 50 years. They are just fitter.

[Chris Elliston @chriselliston]

@Vitality_UK I have missing points again. I've sent a message to the WhatsApp but no-one is answering.