Christopher Farnham

Data Engineer for the bio-sciences. Son of Maine, father of two and lucky husband. (he/him)

I am on Mastodon at

[Christopher Farnham @chrisfarnham]

My son joining scouts means I've been able to dig up some swag from my years as camp staff for the Katahdin Area Council.
#scouting

[Christopher Farnham @chrisfarnham]

I've created a Mastodon social account. You can find me at https://t.co/LmFYq0Yw5Y

[CB @cbb57040015]

Juliet was thrilled to finish her first cross country meets this week! Thank you to @waypointorg for her Hoyt Running Stroller, everyone at Clarke Middle School who made this happen, and her amazing hard-working running partner Mr. Ryan Payne! @ClarkePrincipal @lexingtonsuper

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

If a factory worked like a software development shop, the car would be redesigned continuously as it moved along the line. You'd have no idea what the car would look like until you delivered it, and every car you delivered would be different. We do not work in a factory.

[Christopher Farnham @chrisfarnham]

Remote Startups Will Win the War for Top Talent https://t.co/exVkncHC4v

[Christopher Farnham @chrisfarnham]

I see Biden's student loan cancelation as an investment in our future and welcome more ideas for how we can invest in and grow the talent pool in the United States.

[Christopher Farnham @chrisfarnham]

@tastapod Sorry

[Adam Jacob @adamhjk]

I have reached the "folks defending scrum" stage of my backlog/sprint tweets going around the world. Perhaps I can cut this short: I have no beef with Scrum in theory, but Scrum in practice has driven a *bunch* of bad behavior.

[Gunstock Mountain Resort @Gunstockmtn]

Keys and seltzers in hand, Tom Day is ready to put this ordeal behind him and get back to work with his directors! 🤙
#gunstockmtn

[Christopher Farnham @chrisfarnham]

@fduncan a peach hit me on the head. I looked up and saw this peach thief

[Christopher Farnham @chrisfarnham]

Is there anything more high stakes than phone succession planning when you have teenagers in the family?

[Christopher Farnham @chrisfarnham]

Two dogs

[Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @HC_Richardson]

The Supreme Court has gone rogue. We are in a full-blown Constitutional crisis. Congress must act. And we must pressure Congress to act, while it still can. #TheMajority

[Sam @sam_waymont]

My dog often picks up and carries stuff she finds in the street. This evening it was this.

[Rebecca Farnham - FW School Counselor @RebeccaFarnham2]

Instead of panicking when your child says, "I hate myself", remember that we expect that kids will feel this way at times; respond with guidance and care.

[Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン @rakyll]

OH: It's hard to understand the dominance of object oriented programming in computer science curriculum when the industry is spending millions & millions every year trying to break up the tight coupling and deep type hierarchies.

[Chi Nguyễn @whatchidid]

Twitter, I need your help. I stacked a ceramic bowl into another one while doing dishes and now they are stuck. How do you remove the smaller bowl without breaking both of them?

Why am I so invested? I’ve tried to fix this for 2 days, and I cannot give up now.

[Christopher Farnham @chrisfarnham]

@skullBoy72 Also, I've created a virtual dice roller and clock tracker for Blades in the Dark that will also work with S&V.

https://t.co/mBbClfgkPc

[Christopher Farnham @chrisfarnham]

@skullBoy72 Maybe Scum & Villainy
https://t.co/U5doXFX2pC

I haven't played it but I have played Blades in the Dark, upon which it is based.