chris harp

Father to one of the greatest kids ever.

[Heisenberg @Mr_Derivatives]

Tomorrow, Elon will become the world’s first trillionaire. On paper of course.

That number looks like this: $1,000,000,000,000.

Elon is currently 54 years old. Assuming he will be a centenarian, or someone who lives to 100, and assuming his $1T never grows a penny more after tomorrow (ha ya right), he will need to spend $21.74B a year until death to draw the $1T down to $0.

Or $59.56M a day.

Or $2.481M an hr.

Or $41,360 a minute.

Imagine that…

[chris harp @chrisfulltimer]

@ReelzChannel Get rid of “twigs” and bring back Curtis every week and it would be great. I hardly watch anymore when I see “twigs” on there.

[chris harp @chrisfulltimer]

@ReelzChannel @OfficialOPLive You all need to get Curtis back and get rid of “twigs.” That Kermit the frog impersonator “twigs” brings nothing to the show. #ditchtwigs

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

As US troops deploy to the Middle East.

As gas prices spike.

As 92,000 jobs vanish in a single month.

As scores of children die in elementary schools.

As acid rain falls over Tehran.

As Switzerland breaks 200 years of neutrality to call it a war crime.

As Iran announces a new Supreme Leader.

As the Epstein files stay buried.

Donald Trump is playing golf.

At his own resort.

With his billionaire friends.

This is the man who said he’d lower your cost of living on day one.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This stupid jackass actually said "No President was willing to do what I'm willing to do."

That's right, because he didn't get approval from Congress to wage war on Iran, so it's ILLEGAL, and no other President had a pedo scandal he needed a war to distract from.

IMPEACH HIM.

[chris harp @chrisfulltimer]

Matthew 24:6

#orangeblob

[chris harp @chrisfulltimer]

War, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, uhh
War, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all

#orangeblob

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

This is 💯 true. 😡

[chris harp @chrisfulltimer]

Listen here you big fat stupid orange blob you may go after other people but you don’t mess with Forrest Gump. #tomhanks2028

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Happy Tuesday, boys and girls. 😆

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

It’s Saturday! We all know what that means…

Be sure to taste the goodness of the biscuit today and every day.

[chris harp @chrisfulltimer]

@OfficialOPLive #OPLive #REELZ #Year4 #Giveaway

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

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[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Wait... is this the best meme ever made?

[chris harp @chrisfulltimer]

Dear twitter friends please click on the following link to vote for honey buns (aka natcher elementary) The kids would greatly appreciate your vote in this tight race.

[D93Rocks @D93Rocks]

@LittleDebbie SNACK CAKE SURVIVOR CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHUP!
Honey Buns (@NatcherElem ) vs. Oatmeal Creampies (@McNeillAdmirals )
VOTE NOW THRU TUESDAY MORNING 8:00am!
@tonyroseshow @MellowMatts

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

Here is the 2025 NCAA Tournament bracket, but with tip times, locations, and the network the games air on.

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:

-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.

-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.

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