Chris Goja

Vagabond, writer, outlaw, rogue, lover, poet, warrior, monk. Rearrange and delete commas as necessary.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Dear Media, who needs to drop out of the election again?

[Caroline de Gruyter @CarolineGruyter]

Here's your regular reminder that farmers, who are setting Brussels alight again today, already get a whopping 33 percent of the EU budget

[Chris Goja @chrisgoja]

@libsoftiktok So… acknowledging that history has hitherto overlooked heinous crimes is wrong, but destroying private property that is taking the piss out of an outmoded religious hoax is commendable, is that what you’re saying Elon? I smell something, and it ain’t musk…

[Chris Goja @chrisgoja]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Wildlife.

[Chris Goja @chrisgoja]

@russellcrowe Somewhere behind that beard?

[Chris Goja @chrisgoja]

@J_J_Kennedy Brilliant book! One of the best I read all year - and I read lots. Surprised to find two instances of sentences being printed twice over - proofreaders to the rescue!

[Chris Goja @chrisgoja]

@elonmusk @historyinmemes Which one?

[Chris Goja @chrisgoja]

Books of April https://t.co/YkQ45TlS7m

[Chris Goja @chrisgoja]

@RepMTG Waste. Of. Oxygen.

[Chris Goja @chrisgoja]

@RepMTG I understand this drivel is allowed in the name of free speech, but it ought to come with big, BIG warning signs; the ”Community note” is not enough - tweets like this should be put inside a loony tunes-frame for all to see.

[Chris Goja @chrisgoja]

Under the Volcano – Naples and the Amalfi coast https://t.co/wdDJ73HvPn

[Chris Goja @chrisgoja]

Books of March https://t.co/RxhinEXGCH

[Chris Goja @chrisgoja]

@AgelessAdaline @jethro632 @krassenstein There used to be bits in there about slaves, too. You want them back as well?

[Chris Goja @chrisgoja]

@ClastonB @krassenstein It’s a document written by humans. And it’s an AMENDMENT. To quote Jeff: you need a thesaurus more than a constitution. Or maybe a dictionary and work your way up.

[Chris Goja @chrisgoja]

@DarioNardella Bravo!!

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

Yup…

[Chris Goja @chrisgoja]

@engineers_feed 34?

[Chris Goja @chrisgoja]

@pernillyhamm Billig kopia.

[Chris Goja @chrisgoja]

@covie_93 Octagenarian drug dealers?

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert absolutely hate this poster. So for god’s sake — don’t even think about liking it or retweeting it.