Christopher Grime

I work in computer

[Christopher Grime @chrisgrime]

What do now?

[WebDevCody @webdevcody]

If my posts are starting to feel a little unhinged, it's because this industry has made me unhinged:

I'm frustrated from wasting hours watching ci/cd builds fail and just "run it from failed" because my runner decided to have an aneurysm and I can't reproduce the error.

I'm tired of needing to learn yet another new thing that achieves the exact same thing as it did before but it has a readme with cool emojis this time.

I'm angry because I forgot to set an env variable on my environment but I wasted hours trying to add console logs and redeployed multiple times just to see I forgot the variable.

I'm confused why my google oauth keeps failing because I set my callback url to api/auth/callbacks/google instead of api/auth/callback/google.

I'm pissed that docker desktop ate up all the disk space on my machine without me noticing and now I can't even delete files without loading up my terminal, googling where my docker.raw file lives on macos, and deleting it manually.

I'm sad that my cloudformation deployment took over 10 minutes JUST TO END UP FAILING and now I wait another 10 minutes for it to rollback. Oh wait, the ROLLBACK_FAILED as well FML

I'm no longer patient waiting for 10,000 node_modules to finish downloading just so I can show a single page with a form.

I'm so close to re-installing LAMP and FileZilla so I can just SFTP my files to a GoDaddy and call it a day.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

late night talks on these be hitting different

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

I'm actually 5'11", but wondering if I should start telling people I'm 6'1" so that people who are used to height-overstatement expect me to be the height that I actually am

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

People were coping so hard when they were saying Apple Maps is better than Google maps now. Apple Maps is still so bad

[Christopher Grime @chrisgrime]

@LocalCantone That's an excellent time to be in bed

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

yes i do TDD
tragic driven development

[trav @techsavvytravvy]

developers love to say "cowboy coding"

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A sequel series to ‘BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE’ is in the works.

Alan Ritchson, Darin Brooks and Chris Romano are all expected to reprise their roles.

(Source: Deadline)

[WebDevCody @webdevcody]

I just got a comment asking how I know so much about backend when I’m primarily a frontend dev, and that hurt 😂

Y’all don’t even realize how much time I’ve wasted over the years with puppet, aws, cdk, terraform, ci/cd pipelines, vagrant, docker, ssh into vm, tailing logs, etc.

I’m not an expert in either disciplines, but cmon now, give me a little backend street creds.

[Christopher Grime @chrisgrime]

I gotta get out of here, this place is unhinged

[htmx.org / CEO of #Schizophreniamaxxing (same) @htmx_org]

looking into this

[Turk @gitpush_gitpaid]

every time someone announces they're the CEO of HTMX

[Markov @MarkovMagnifico]

every “founder” in SF wishes they had one tenth the grindset of Chris Sawyer who wrote roller coaster tycoon in assembly by himself back in 1999

[Theo - t3.gg @theo]

Another few hours lost to a missing "min-width: 0"

[Casey Muratori @cmuratori]

If you say you are a 10x programmer, you obviously aren't. Great programmers would clearly be either 8x or 16x.

[Christopher Grime @chrisgrime]

Fetch credentials: "include"

🤦

[Christopher Grime @chrisgrime]

@BrodiEdits I want to play Palworld bro

[anu @anuatluru]

sorry boss i can’t come in to work today i’m behind on all my side projects

[Christopher Grime @chrisgrime]

@gitpush_gitpaid Get me on that CEO page? I need to feel official

[htmx.org / CEO of #Schizophreniamaxxing (same) @htmx_org]

@martinovicdev @malware_yml in fact you don't even need to do that, you just have to think to yourself "I'm the CEO of htmx" and you are

but if you want to put it up on LinkedIn or tag @gitpush_gitpaid to get up on https://t.co/OD7mUZ1iVi as a formality, that's fine too...

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

You're not retarded.
That leetcode easy is actually a medium and they put it in the wrong category