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[Kick Arse @kickarseHD]

No league title for him since btw

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

Run it back.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We did it, together.

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

[Bukayo Saka @BukayoSaka87]

You deserve more Arsenal fans 💔

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Tayreek @Tayreeek]

BMA threw IMGs under the bus, and now want them to strike with them. Fuck you, you entitled pieces of shit .

[nocontextchris @chrishad2]

@KennyIfezue Supposed to be tweeting about how much you think you’re gonna win the league 👀 Pogba was right…

[nocontextchris @chrishad2]

@KennyIfezue I’m happy for you but at the same time wtf bro

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

So, to sum up Tottenham Hotspur’s night:

- Penalty chalked off for diving
- Concede a late goal to lose the game
- The goalscorer is an Arsenal fan
- Micky van de Ven offers out his own fans
- Manager is spotted walking around with an Arsenal cup

Sensational stuff.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

‘Who’s Eze?’

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

🚨 Eze on his hatrick :

“ I prayed for it today man, God gave it to me”

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

LET IT ALLLLL WORK OUT ❤️

[Ebere @EbereEze10]

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[nocontextchris @chrishad2]

At least one of these groups of people are trying to work rather than contributing absolutely nothing to society 🤷🏽‍♂️ but anyway if speak I’m in trouble….

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: The illegal migrants living in the luxury hotel in Canary Wharf appear to be working illegally as delivery drivers already

Patriots refuse to let them out.

[The Rock Revival @TheRockRevival_]

Rest In Peace to one of the last rockstars, Ozzy Osbourne 🕊️

[Alasdair 🇳🇦🇳🇿 @Alasdair333]

Fair play to Mohammed Siraj for somehow making his dismissal funnier than this

[Hadi @HadiNasrallah]

terrorism is okay. As long as you are pro Israel