Chris Bowditch

cba

[Chris Bowditch @chrishbowditch]

size of them @chloesegel_

[spochadóir @spochadoir]

Oh to be a watermelon, bobbing lazily down a stream

[Chris Bowditch @chrishbowditch]

Convinced I could still eat half of this

[CNN @CNN]

Pizza Hut created a massive pepperoni pizza and broke a Guinness World Record

[Chris Bowditch @chrishbowditch]

@WillFella the only victim that day was the fish I won at the fair rizzler

[Chris Bowditch @chrishbowditch]

Two puffs of an elbar three days ago and I'm convinced I've got popcorn lung. Happy New Year lol

[Chris Bowditch @chrishbowditch]

@depopdrama You are so mean @PollyShearer

[Chris Bowditch @chrishbowditch]

@_megwood Obsessed with it 😍

[Chris Bowditch @chrishbowditch]

Drunk me thinking I'm the world's best manager because I paid her entry to and brought her a WKD in Revs 🤣

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

A look back on the weird year that 2022’s been from start to finish: (a thread)

[Chris Bowditch @chrishbowditch]

@JessBarber_ .@Butlins

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Why is the oldest sibling always the shortest,you had the most time to grow😩😂

[obsessedwithmybf @jessicx__ortiz]

me to whoever’s behind me in mario kart

[Chris Bowditch @chrishbowditch]

And the streak is over 👏👏👏

[Chris Bowditch @chrishbowditch]

And my streak of dropping a glass at a wedding continues...

[Chris Bowditch @chrishbowditch]

@mschakraverty @PollyShearer bake off bants

[Chris Bowditch @chrishbowditch]

Kebab shops should do jacket potatoes

[Chris Bowditch @chrishbowditch]

Forever grateful that my driving lessons weren't live streamed on Tiktok

[Chris Bowditch @chrishbowditch]

Hasn't even been three days why is my new car already covered in bird shit cba 🤣

[Chris Bowditch @chrishbowditch]

@LaGuardiaDelay @PollyShearer snorting

[GeorgeWeahsCousin @WeahsCousin]

Elon Musk draws level with Madri lager in the race to take over the world.

[Chris Bowditch @chrishbowditch]

The devil works hard but recruiters on LinkedIn work harder #bogoff