Barbs

PRing things, having fun

[Barbs @JessBarber_]

Why does every coffee shop in the UK get so perplexed when asked for an iced flat white?????

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Life is precious kids and you only get to do it ONCE go easy LG x

[Barbs @JessBarber_]

@PinstripeBungle I’ll buy them off you if you have two!

[Barbs @JessBarber_]

@chilternrailway is the 8:05 from Gerrards Cross likely to run?

[Barbs @JessBarber_]

@elonmusk PLEASSSEEE can I have a million pounds?? 😭

[Barbs @JessBarber_]

Sometimes I feel really weird dipping cucumber into tzatziki. Like cucumber inception. But I love eating cucumber and I love tzatziki so I’m going to keep doing it

[Robin McKelvie @robinmckelvie]

To any other fans considering fighting your opponents, this is much more fun 😊 🇩🇪 🤝 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @EURO2024 #tartanarmy ⚽️

[Craig Ferguson @craigfe92018184]

Scotland fans I just wanted to say we got absolutely pumped but I have genuinely received countless messages from Germans thanking us for our atmosphere and buzz about the city

Honestly our team may be completely crap but our fans will never be.

That’s a small win I’ll take🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Stefan Bienkowski @SBienkowski]

No police sirens. No fights. No abusive chanting. I can’t even recall hearing a pint glass break. Something like 150/200k Scotland fans descended on Munich, drank it dry and I’ve yet to see or hear a single complaint from the locals. Quite the opposite; full of praise.

[Barbs @JessBarber_]

Still no ticket yet though @JohnWatsonSport 🥺🥺🥺

[BBC Breakfast @BBCBreakfast]

'Couldn't deal with the FoMo'

Scotland fans are heading to Germany from all over the world for the team's opening Euro 24 match - and on #BBCBreakfast John Watson met Jess Barber who surprised her father Sean in Munich

https://t.co/iCqnIeKJl6

[Barbs @JessBarber_]

People who don’t eat the stalk of the broccoli need to grow up. The trunk is way better than the tree. 🥦

[Barbs @JessBarber_]

What is going on @GWRHelp. £63.20 and an aisle standing spot EVERY DAY. Come onnnnnnnn man lower your fucking prices

[Barbs @JessBarber_]

I have got no time for people’s pictures of their shit gravy

[Barbs @JessBarber_]

BAH HUMBUG

[Barbs @JessBarber_]

If I worked in a shop I just wouldn’t scan peoples tampons

[Barbs @JessBarber_]

If I didn’t have a nose piercing I wouldn’t be myself

[Barbs @JessBarber_]

“Buses are always right” is the Highway Code version of Retail’s “customers are always right”. Spoiler alert: they ain’t

[Jamie East @jamieeast]

The art director for M&S must have absolutely had enough of today.

Absolute fucking lunacy. The ad was recorded in AUGUST.

[Barbs @JessBarber_]

Serious question. HOW does my TikTok know how I’m feeling inside my brain right now?????? I haven’t engaged with any bloody thang and the algorithm knows what is going on in my life

[Barbs @JessBarber_]

I'm so excited for everything in the world to charge with USB C