Chris Jones

Freelance arts writer, editor, composer, bad guitarist. Very bad.

[Chris Jones @ChrisHDJones]

Going to Mars, my arse... you idiot. #Musk #SpaceX

[Chris Jones @ChrisHDJones]

In my head I call him 'Akhenaten'. It helps me cope...

[Chris Jones @ChrisHDJones]

There’s something deeply weird at the heart of Ridley Scott‘s #Napoleon - is it about Trump? Is it some kind of autobiography?? Is it a comedy?!? Whatever: it’s a mess…

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Quit being a Dr in the US when I discovered that the hospital favored low-priority rich people for organ transplants over high-priority very sick poor kids who were at death's door. I moved to UK & now work in the NHS. You guys have no idea how fucking lucky you are to have them.

[Chris Jones @ChrisHDJones]

@TimSmith2021 They have 3.1 Million listeners on Sp*tify. Stupid question

[Chris Jones @ChrisHDJones]

@Otto_English Schrödinger’s rabbit

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If they don't attempt to smash the military–industrial complex and the capitalist system that supports disposable consumerism, the Wombles litter picking efforts are fundamentally futile.

[Chris Jones @ChrisHDJones]

I know you’re out there, with rage in your eyes and your megaphones…

[Chris Jones @ChrisHDJones]

@royalacademy

[Chris Jones @ChrisHDJones]

@fesshole Herbie, is that you?

[Chris Jones @ChrisHDJones]

@AdamRutherford Here comes success - Iggy Pop

[Philippe Druillet @iamdruillet]

Once Moebius told me-

"I don't understand, you are the one who invented everything, but I'm the one who collects the money"

Moebius, you bastard

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

[Chris Jones @ChrisHDJones]

@anon_opin Nope. Broccoli is just greenwashed cauliflower

[Tom Gray @MrTomGray]

Hi @easyJet, why are you suing a young band to change their name?

They’ve been performing as @easylife for 8 years and you Trademarked it last year.

They’ve traded under it and they don’t compete in anything like the same area.

So why are you doing it?

Seems cruel here.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

the room next door - Penny Mordaunt

[Chris Jones @ChrisHDJones]

@mikegalsworthy

[Chris Jones @ChrisHDJones]

@petefowlerart

[Chris Jones @ChrisHDJones]

@SoundCloud Shit

[Claire 💙 @clairebubblepop]

Fuck this shit… Where’s Johnson’s phone at? Why has Sunak written off PPE £Billions? What happened with the covid inquiry? Who the fuck is Charlotte Owen? What about Sunak “inadvertently” making £millions? What happened with Mone? Where’s the #CovidBillions? Anyone?