Chris Hodges

Cider lover, broken runner, coffee enthusiast.

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Miguel Almiron has now scored as many goals in the Premier League this season (7) as Jack Grealish has scored in all competitions since joining Man City.

Be careful with what you say. 🤫

[Chris Hodges @chrishodges]

@WestwoodLee I think so. Sacked in essence. He was always going and was resigned to it. The new owners allowed him his 1000th with Toon and then off you go. V mutual.

[Chris Hodges @chrishodges]

@mrdaveturner Prime isn't that fast Dave!

[Dave Turner @mrdaveturner]

Still disappointed everyone on the ground had 10 minutes to get ape masks on before Bezos touched down, but didn’t.

[Chris Hodges @chrishodges]

@dwewilde1 @DavidBurke0710 @piersmorgan So neither should Somali Mo Farah or Canadian Lennox Lewis...

[Chris Hodges @chrishodges]

@BurgerKingUK Disappointing to see off duty staff behind the counter not sanitised and helping themselves in your Chippenham store today...

[Chris Hodges @chrishodges]

@CalneLC When are you reopening? Not listed on the website from Wiltshire Council...

[Chris Hodges @chrishodges]

@BorisJohnson Can you read this!?

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

The Job Retention Bonus risks handing billions of pounds to companies for employees who would have been brought back to work anyway.

We need the money to go where it is needed most.

[Chris Hodges @chrishodges]

#RejoinEU

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

Everything you read about D. Cummings, suggests he considers himself a technocrat not an ideologue. He just wants to do things better. Well this just in: he's had the gig for a year this month and based on our dismal record throughout this crisis, he's shockingly bad at it.

[Chris Hodges @chrishodges]

Bravo Blue Peter, bravo. This is top drawer stuff.

[Professor Karol Sikora @ProfKarolSikora]

The rise today is expected. But 586 today is significantly down from 823 last Tuesday, and 778 & 786 the weeks before.

New cases at their lowest for three weeks with increased testing - excellent news.

I know it can seem slow, but the averages are improving every day.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Possibly the most fluent & effective PMQs performance by a Labour leader in, ooh, about 1684 days.

[Chris Hodges @chrishodges]

@lynseyhipgrave1 Don’t you be teasing me...

[Nathan Harmer @nharmertaylor]

There will be a clap for Priti Patel tonight at 73 minutes past eleventeen twelvety.

[Chris Hodges @chrishodges]

@alan99371396 @Matt_E95 @Joey7Barton @simonohara1 @RoyalVolService Suspect the likelihood of Joey Barton tipping up with a prescription and a loaf bread is unlikely to end in him lamping your Nan!

[Chris Hodges @chrishodges]

@simonfromharlow Start with us Simon!

[Chris Hodges @chrishodges]

It’s not hard, it’s not permanent. Don’t be a dick.

[Department of Health and Social Care @DHSCgovuk]

Stay at home this #EasterWeekend.

❌ Do NOT meet up with friends
❌ Do NOT hold picnics
❌ Do NOT travel to the beach

✅ Do play your part in saving lives
✅ Do keep in contact with family and friends online
✅ Do exercise at home (or once a day outside)

#StayHomeSaveLives

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

If things continue on their current trajectory, Johnson & Cummings will soon look like millstones around the necks of Hancock & Sunak. Perhaps they already do.

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

People still congregating in busy spaces saying ‘it’s the Dunkirk sprit’, need to understand that in this scenario they’re actually being the Luftwaffe.