strapittoapigeon

Father of 2 boys. Husband of 1 wife. Gloriously ignorant and uninterested in football (rare for an englishman). Marginally more in tune with technology.

[strapittoapigeon @chrishoyleuk]

Loved the show tonight @maxwdavis - great work in progress. But think bigger. A series. Chronological, semi- autobiographical, voice of the nation. Interspersed with some stand up clips. Interviews from relevant peers as the audience moves through the timeline and locations.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

There are a lot of people on Twitter trying to ruin your day. They're trying to make you as unhappy as they are. Don't let them. Here's a dog.

[strapittoapigeon @chrishoyleuk]

awesome performance tonight at @henleyfestival @JamesBlunt hints of Freddie Mercury, a nod to Elton with some awesome Pink Floyd guitars - and a shit tonne of good old @JamesBlunt

[strapittoapigeon @chrishoyleuk]

@NJBeardy83 “like an armadillo”. Genius

[strapittoapigeon @chrishoyleuk]

@jimjefferies mate! It’s been an age since you came to Bournemouth for a comedy gig and we ran around town. We launch an online comedy club this Friday. There is a hole in the bill next month that I’d love you to fill! https://t.co/sDChFDxew0

[strapittoapigeon @chrishoyleuk]

@annie_parker I’m a waver. It’s the law

[strapittoapigeon @chrishoyleuk]

@pubdaddy The reason for beer personified?

[strapittoapigeon @chrishoyleuk]

Apologies for my tweets - not sexy, moaning or provocative - but I bloody love @JamesBlunt 's new album that popped up on @AppleMusic whilst working from home #OnceUponAMind. Bloody marvellous Sir - keep going mate!

[strapittoapigeon @chrishoyleuk]

@WinnerJWinter @theandydurrant @Kmswinter @AndyBuckland3 @AWSPeacey @Robert_Clayton @johnnersgolf @BlakewayPaul Challenge accepted?

[strapittoapigeon @chrishoyleuk]

@annie_parker ❤️❤️❤️❤️ try Newsroom next, then Studio 60. Same teams. Same pace. Love them all

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

UK now on a steeper mortality rate that Italy

Let that sink in

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Listen seriously a lot of people think I’m a cunt and I am a good looking cunt but once this is put to bed we need to get oasis back for a 1 of gig rite for charity c’mon Noel we can then go back to our amazing solo careers c’mon you know LG x

[strapittoapigeon @chrishoyleuk]

@nickjfrost Absolutely love this. Did - by any chance - @simonpegg call you for recording after a few sherbets @nickjfrost? Immense work!

[Laura Kuenssberg @bbclaurak]

A lot of chat today about approach govt is taking over when to push button on more drastic actions to confront corona virus -Of course there is controversy, but this is a v punter friendly explanation of what their scientists are trying to do,worth a watch https://t.co/TlntdrqCZx

[Colroger Holidays @ColrogerHoliday]

January sunshine at the coast ❤️
Beautiful 📷 by @eyecapturethecastle

#HolidayCottages #CoastalCottages #Accommodation #Mullion #VisitCornwall #Cornwall #LizardPeninsular

[Colroger Holidays @ColrogerHoliday]

Even in the depths of winter Mullion is full of colour!⁠
Thanks for this beautiful 📷 @cornwall_carlsnt⁠

#HolidayCottages #CoastalCottages #Accommodation #Mullion #VisitCornwall #Cornwall #LizardPeninsular

[strapittoapigeon @chrishoyleuk]

@JKCorden #Nailedit

[strapittoapigeon @chrishoyleuk]

@ruskin147 Snakebite and black later?

[strapittoapigeon @chrishoyleuk]

And please (for the love of any of your train gods) don’t pass on my Twitter details to him...

[strapittoapigeon @chrishoyleuk]

@GWRHelp whoever employed the maniacal genius on the 18.42 from Paddington to Reading as a conductor needs a pay rise. Can you drop off some more happy pills in Reading for said conductor as well please...

[strapittoapigeon @chrishoyleuk]

I’d suggest keeping him on short train routes only though. Or remove all sharp objects when we board the train...