Chris Turner 💙

Born in M'bro, live in Marple, ECDS Dev lead, Boro fan, karate student, poker player

[Chris Turner 💙 @chrisinboro]

@utdmax0 6ft 5, hard as fuck ……

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@FPLKamran @JanAageFjortoft @Boro I missed Carayol, can’t wait for tomorrow

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@MotocaddyGolf I have a motorcaddy pro series bag and trolley but it doesn’t have the under handle net like some older models. Do you sell them separately? I’ve been trying to source one but no luck!

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@RichardAyoade Has he ever put an egg in his bath?

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@_HannahJBrown @StockportCounty Thanks, a friend helped me, be useful if the website told you or helped you though!

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@OasisMania @NoelGallagher @liamgallagher Stop crying your heart out

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@piersmorgan You watched my round of golf today piers?

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Your customer service team are so unhelpful, it’s all “I’m sorry, we understand but policy has my hands tied” you’re a disgrace

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@easyjet it’s disgusting how you sell cheap flights, cancel them, force customers to “choose” an alternative and then reinstate the cheap flight with a slight change but charge x5 the fee, you should be ashamed

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Three times in 10 months you’ve either cancelled flights, damaged bags or messed with the booking by changing times, it’s a joke and will not book with you again.

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@bluelightcard how do I get a code for online sports direct? Been in store and they say that’s how to do it, but can’t find it on the app

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Had some work done outside @unitedutilities and now we’ve no hot water!

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@izzyslovenian @Twe12thman Looks more like Cantona!

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@StockportCounty timed me out and retried with A74 to A77 inclusive and same thing happened

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@StockportCounty A54 to A57 inclusive

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@StockportCounty hi. I’m trying to get tickets for Saturday. I’ve selected 4 together but it won’t add to basket. There’s a message saying it couldn’t be fully booked and to contact you, please help!!

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@HMRCcustomers Thank you. I have done my assessment and it was calculated I owed just under £2. I set up a direct debit as it seemed the easiest solution and I think I paid it but I’ve had no confirmation. Says it’s due tomorrow or there’s a fine but I can’t check

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@HMRCcustomers hi. I’ve been on the website re self assessment and it recommends twitter. How do I ask my question?

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@TheBradOwen when we undoubtably beat the lions, who do we want in Vegas? Ravens or Chiefs?