Chris Burdon

Very tall poet. Writer of the world famous "Santa is a Yorkshireman".

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@realDonaldTrump What is it about the Billionaire @realDonaldTrump that she loves the most?

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@realDonaldTrump Thoughts?

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@apopey @AgeUKLeeds Haha. Nice one popey. And now I shall assume the stance of a man with a debt to settle.

MOT ALAW

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Ayup @apopey. There is a line in a poem I wrote a few years ago that goes “assuming the stance of a man with a chance” which would fit perfectly in commentary for a direct free kick. Slip it in to your commentary for the PAFC game & I’ll put £30 into @AgeUKLeeds
Y’up forrit?

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@realDonaldTrump That is the first time you’ve actually said something that makes good honest sense. And it’s very mature of you to recognise your incompetent presidency. Well done Don. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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@realDonaldTrump Who put £1* in the dickhead? *$1.3

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@TeamTrump @realDonaldTrump Bloody hell! This guys a bit of a div. And we used to have that bellend Boris.

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@theJeremyVine The badge on the door says he can. No vehicle with that badge will be prosecuted.

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@theJeremyVine Finally! Yep, you did the right thing. The others definitely did not.

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@theJeremyVine If a cyclist goes through a red light (which you must see so many times in a day) could that also be a motorists fault?

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@theJeremyVine Jeremy, do you ever complain about or berate cyclists who go through red lights in London? There’s rich pickings in that field!

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@theJeremyVine Today i’ve driven a truck through central London. I’ve seen at least 1000cyclists going about their business, good. So why is it, do you think, that I saw only around 30 or 40 of them stop at red lights? If you’re on a bicycle are you above the law? Thoughts?

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@therimaahmed Saj minus anorak equals…

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@aufwiedpet Leeds

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Hey @therimaahmed , Sorry girl,you’re on the bus next week. Me and the truck are going to Barrow inFurness. 😄😄 Have a great weekend. 🎶🎶🎶

Chris The Trucker

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@eliistender10 Just less of a tw@

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I like what you’re tweetering @MarieAnnUK

I like it a lot.

#ToriesOut

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@BBCWYS It’s a negative score line for us but not nearly as negative as Jon Newsome’s input in the commentary. Does he have ANYTHING positive to say?

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@CliffW8 See you next Tuesday Cliff.

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@SoVeryBritish Blue