Chris Carr

[Aberdeen FC @AberdeenFC]

Thank you to Stuart Duff, Derek Young, Lee Miller, Tomas Cerny, Richard Foster, Josh Walker, Richie Byrne, Kevin McNaughton, Niall McGinn & Ross O’Donoghue for representing The Dons at the SPFL Tennent’s Sixes this weekend ❤️

[Aberdeen FC @AberdeenFC]

Good luck to our young Don Ellis Clark who has this evening joined @TurriffUnitedFC on loan until the end of the season.

[Chris Carr @chrisjcarr]

@BBCSportScot Why make this point the week Scottish teams beat teams from @LaLiga, @eredivisie and @Bundesliga_DE?

When was the last time Morecambe did that?

[Chris Carr @chrisjcarr]

@pieandbov I thought I’d fixed fitba by coming up with a 6:6:6 split (last group bottom 2 prem + top 4 championship - ten games each with top 2 in prem next season) but is that too many dead rubbers for middle group and the other 6 championship teams?

[Chris Carr @chrisjcarr]

When your need to get 10,000 steps a day aligns with your political beliefs #AUOBAberdeen

[Chris Carr @chrisjcarr]

@mrkocnnll @phlaimeaux “Speak peace” is surely just “speak piss” with an accent?

[Chris Carr @chrisjcarr]

Whoever takes over from Jack Ross @saintmirrenfc is going to have some big shoes to fill

[Chris Carr @chrisjcarr]

Hi @MrMenOfficial, can I speak with one of your employees about false advertising please. (You might want to see this too @ASA_UK)

[Chris Carr @chrisjcarr]

@geoffreymorriso @ross_gilbert81 Will happily sit out the next one! Highlights don't make good viewing by the way, 3rd goal offside but all else prob fair enough 😡

[RobotRowboat™ @robotrowboat]

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

[Chris Carr @chrisjcarr]

@NicholasVeevers He's welcome back anytime! Goal against Rangers will live long in the memory. Keep up the good work bud, shout if you fancy a Pittodrie trip at some point.

[Chris Carr @chrisjcarr]

@NicholasVeevers Can't help but notice you've stopped short of saying @AberdeenFC made him the man he is today 🤔

[Chris Carr @chrisjcarr]

For those wondering when All Saints Day is, I know where it's at.

[Chris Carr @chrisjcarr]

@ross_gilbert81 Be as well tweeting Brown directly, it's up to him if he gets booked isn't it?

[Chris Carr @chrisjcarr]

@ross_gilbert81 @geoffreymorriso @melv_83 Great day out, tough shift though - this was last time

[Chris Carr @chrisjcarr]

@ross_gilbert81 @geoffreymorriso Bad stadium, worse record! Would be my maiden victory there if it happens, here's hoping #standfree

[Chris Carr @chrisjcarr]

@melv_83 @StephenPolson haha actually better looking than some of the "ladies of the night" there. Smaller coconuts too 🙈

[Chris Carr @chrisjcarr]

@geoffreymorriso @ross_gilbert81 PS I smell like Willie B's future employment prospects.

[Chris Carr @chrisjcarr]

@geoffreymorriso @ross_gilbert81 absolutely epic, top moronity all round. Will live long in the memory! #standfree

[Chris Carr @chrisjcarr]

@RaeComm please tell your table guests today they're in the wrong country #rijeka #standfree